dialogues for cast:

Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai ... har mod aasaan nahi hota, har mod par khushi nahi hoti ... par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahi chhodte ... phir mohabbat ka saath kyun chhodein

Main aaj bhi usse utni hi mohabbat karta hoon ... aur is liye nahi ki koi aur nahi mili ... par is liye ki usse mohabbat karne se fursat hi nahi milti

Duniya mein kitni hai nafratein ... phir bhi dilon mein hai chahatein ... mar bhi jaaye pyar waale ... mitt bhi jaaye yaar waale ... zinda rehti unki mohabbatein

Gandhi is the only sanity in this country

Jinki zindagi choti hoti hai ... unhe bade bade vaade nahi karne chahiye

Kabhi kabhi dil jodne ke liye dil todna padta hai ... aur dil todkar jodne waale ko ... pata nahi kya kehte hai

Kuch kuch hota hai Anjali, tum nahi samjhogi

Main ladkiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagta ... ladkiya mere peeche bhaagti hai

Hum ek baar jeete hai, ek baar marte hai, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai ... aur pyar ek baar hi hota hai

Pyar dosti hai ... agar woh meri sab se achchi dost nahin ban sakti, to main usse kabhi pyar kar hi nahi sakta ... kyun ki dosti bina toh pyar hota hi nahin ... simple, pyar dosti hai

Yeh bandook, tu nishana ... yeh goli, tera seena

Baimaani ka dhanda bhi main imaandari se karta hoon

Agar maine chey goliyan chalai hai toh teri kismat ... aur agar maine paanch goliyan chalai hai toh meri kismat

Sabse zyada pasand mujhe yeh doori hai ... kyun ki agar ye doori na ho ... toh tumhare kareeb aane ka bahana na mile

Dil ki gali bahut choti hoti hai ... us mein yah toh paisa reh sakta hai, yah pyar

Pehle shaurat, baad mein aurat

Tu bhi chup chap kehta ja ... yes boss, yes boss, yes boss

Joker agar baazi bana sakta hai ... toh joker baazi bhigaad bhi sakta hai

Achche logon ke saath hamesha achcha hota hai

Meri shaadi mere sapne se ho chuki hai

Zindagi ki har baat sirf sach yah jhoot nahin hoti

Aadmi achcha hoon, iraada nek hai aur mausam first class hai ... chale?

Bade toh aap ban gaye ... lekin khud ke mamle mein zara chote reh gaye

Ladka hai, ladka hai Sir ... lekin Hindustani nahin hai

Mercedes chalane waale cycle chala rahe hai ... kis kis bahane dekho tumko mana rahe hai

Toote dilon se door mat jaiyo ... milte dilon ke pass mat aaiyo

Agar Ganga ki hifazat karna pyar hai ... toh hai, pyar hai aur hamesha rahega

Joh sach sunna chahte hai ... woh apni jeb mein pistol aur dil mein nafrat lekar nahi aate

Jab aadmi daulat aur taqat ki wajah se jitna bada hota jaata hai ... utna hi sach aur asliyat se door hota jaata hai

Nadi, nadi nahin jismein pani na ho ... hawa, hawa nahi jismein ravani na ho ... woh shaadi, shaadi nahi jismein prem kahani na ho

Do kadam kya, sau kadam peeche hatt ja ... lekin aaj na tu apni maut se peecha chhuda sakta hai ... na maut ke saaye se

Main teri ek ek saans maut ke bazaar mein bechkar aaya hoon