dialogues for cast:

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki

Uska cash bhi bounce hota hai

Life mein hai na ... sab kuch ekdum shortcut mein hona chahiye

Zubaan mooh mein rakhne ke liye hoti hai ... tu kyun deta rehta hai logo ko yaar?

Insaan ko kandhe ki zaroorat sirf do baar padti hai ... ek marne ke baad aur ek marne se pehle

Senior citizen ki izzat hoti hai ... senior student ki koi izzat hi nahi

Aap hamare dil ke Taj Mahal mein aa sakte hai ... aur uske kisi bhi kone mein khade rehke tasveer khicha sakte hai

Jab tune us ladki ko taste nahi kiya hai ... toh uske liye apni life waste kyun kar raha hai

Maar maarke bura haal karenge ... aur dhoti phaadke rumaal karenge

Meri zindagi sasti ho gayi hai ... aur mera jeena mehenga ho gaya hai

Intezar bhi kitni ajeeb cheez hai na ... karo toh bura lagta hai ... aur jab koi aur karta hai toh maza aata hai

Signal todne pe fine toh lagta hai ... kisi ka dil todne pe fine nahi lagta ... kisi ka sar tod do toh sazaa hoti hai ... kisi ka bharosa tod do uski koi sazaa nahi hai

Jhoot pe jhoot ... jhoot pe jhoot ... teri maa ki

Full confidence mein janeka aur ekdum vinamrata ke saath baat karneka

Aye ooth re tereko sorry bolne ka hai

Gyan baatna chahiye re ... tu kya apne paas rakhke sada-rela hai

Arre kya baachaoo baachaoo chillarela hai ... izzat lootrein hai kya teri? ... police police chillaneka

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi

Apun ne ek-sau-pandhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kam se kam dhai-sau haddi toh torela rahenga ... pan kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kisi ko sorry bola ... direct andhar

Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega ... par tum toh bol sakta hai na

Pehle se andar hain ... aur kitna andar jayenge

Sharaab bhi ajeeb cheez hai na ... dimaag band kar deti hai ... dil bolne lagta hai

Insaaf ki laathi mein awaaz ho ya na ho ... timing badi zalim hoti hai

Dhanda karneka toh ekdum hatela ... pan kya karega kismat hai na phatela

Yeh Superman, Batman aur Spiderman ka baap malum hai kaun hai? ... Hanuman

Inke logic ka joh switch hai na woh hamesha off rehta hai ... aur agar galati se kabhi on bhi ho gaya ... toh regulator joh hai na hamesha zero pe hi rehta hai

Yeh shaadi, shaadi nahi balki gathbandhan ki aaisi mili jhuli sarkar hai joh lambi chal hi nahi sakti ... aaisi sadi hui Hindi picture hai joh teen ghante se chal rahi hai, khatam hi nahi hoti, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai ... aaisa cricket ka match hai jis mein har over ke baad baarish ho rahi hai ... aaisi khatara gaadi hai jiska brake fail ho chuka hai, lekin bazar mein idhar udhar jaake logon ko thok rahi hai

Zindagi mein pyar khone se aur pyar paane se badkar hai ... pyar karna

Shaadi karne mein aur na karne mein ek cheez toh common hai ... pachtava

Hum tanhaiyon se nahi, mehfilon se darte hai ... hum zamane se nahi, apne aap se darte hai ... yun toh bahut kuch khoya hai humne, na jaane kyun aapko khone se darte hai

Uparwaale ke do creations hai na, mindblowing hai ... sexy girls and very sexy girls

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?