dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Logon ke paas tann dhakne ko kapda nahi ... aur inhe tann dhakne ka shaunk nahi

Inki sundarta ki tareef karna toh chand ko aaina dikhana hai

Dil sadda hai Hindustani, camera sadda je Japani ... te photo khichega suhani

Mashooq mere saath hai, boat mere haath hai ... dil mein armaan hai, jigar mein toofan hai

Haaye, nazar toh barood hai bilkul ... sach kehta hoon yehi nazar meri chitta par daal dena ... bagair lakdi ke bhasm

Raat bhar anda pakaya, phir bhi woh kacha reh gaya ... mar gaye shayar, lekin ullo-ka-patha reh gaya

Khili thi dhoop-e-harsam aur pani barasta tha ... jab tu paida hua toh teri maa roti thi aur baap hasta tha

Dane dane par likha hai khane waale ka naam ... woh teri hai aur teri hi rahegi subah shyam

Fakira jama nadi mein, sabki maange khair ... ho gayi dosti Mahesh se, ab na raha khandan ka bair

Naukri milne ke baad kaam rahe na rahe ... lekin naukri dhoondna bahut bada kaam hai

Fall from a hilltop, fall from above, fall from anywhere ... but never fall in love

Na jaane log lakhpati crorepati kaise ban jaate hai ... apna toh pati banana mushkil ho raha hai

Teri tasveer mein tujhse bhi ek khoob nirali hai ... lipat lo jitna jee chahe, na gussa hai na gaali hai

Yaad mein nasha karta hoon aur nashe mein yaad karta hoon

Aap log kaun hai, kyun hai, kahan se aaye hai, kyun aaye hai, kisse milna hai, kyun milna hai ... agar is waqt nahi aate toh kya bighad jaata?

Hum toh dil ke saudagar hai ... dil khareedte hai ... dil bechte hai

Dhobi ki dhulai, darzi ki silai, Roopraja ki padai, us par itni mehangai ... aur sirf do sau ki kamai ... duhai hai duhai

Ranjhe ka dil pehlu se satka, Heer ki zulfon mein jaa atka ... lekar soti hum joh satke, maa ko teri behad khatke

Har daffa khaya hai milkar thappad tujhse ... mere mehboob kahin aur mila kar mujhse

Jabse thappad maine khaya, ek aafat ho gayi ... aye but-e-kafir mujhe tujhse mohabbat ho gayi

Zindagi se joh kasmasaya ho ... jisko marna hi raas aaya ho ... woh but-e-bewafa se pyar kare jisko kutte ne kaat khaya ho

Kaam ki na kaaj ki ... dushman meri jaan ki

Dono jahaan teri mohabbat mein haarke ... woh chal diya bechara baithakke maar maarke

Kele ka chilka pair ke neeche joh aa gaya ... jalwe bhi unke saath saath par phisal gaya

Sookha jungle, geela parbat, jadugar ki kasam ... ek kadam bhi aage aaya, ho jayega bhasam

Moti chachi, lamba chacha jab aayenge home ... patthar jaisa dil dono ka ban jayega maum

Haqeeqat mein hum sab andar se skeleton yane panjar hi toh hai ... farak sirf itna hai ki kisi panjar par makhan si chikni aur mulayam coating hai ... aur kisi panjar par gendhe jaisi moti khaal chadi hui hai

Makkhiyon ki aadat hi aisi hoti hai ... jitni baar udao, phir aa jaati hai

Bachpan mein tu jab rota tha tab log samajhte the ki tu sur mein gaa raha hai ... aur ab main jab gaata hoon toh log samajhte hai ki main ro raha hoon

Main bolonga toh bologi ki bolta hai

Chota kaam kare toh mochi aur bada kare toh Bata ... chota kaam kare toh julaha aur bada kare toh khambata

Pet ki awaaz ke samne aatma aur parmatma dono ki awaaz gayab ho jaati hai