Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Roz subah joh doodh peeya hota hai ... tumhe dekh ke phatke paneer ho jaata hai

Ek smily mein kahan woh baat hai ... joh class ke across uski aankhon mein dekh ke smile karne mein hai

Direct connection ki speed se pyar hota hai ... aur utni aasani se logout bhi ho jaata hai

Camera mein reel hai, photo mein feel hai ... par main toh good looking hoon hi, toh what's the big deal hai?

Har baar main teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaata hoon ... lekin is baar nahi, ruk main swimming suit pehen ke aata hoon

Mere dil, jigar, liver mein ho tum ... waqt bewaqt aaye woh fever ho tum ... ab toh meri life mein forever ho tum

Offers of the day ... close-up toothpaste ke saath 25% free ... cornflakes ke saath random sa plastic khilona free ... A,B ke saath C free ... politician ke saath scam free ... municipality ke saath corruption free ... Mumbai ke saath pollution free ... is friend request ke saath fraaandship free

Saale tune toh real life mein film ki kahani likh di

Beer hi duniya mein ek aisi cheez hai ... joh din bhar ki thakaan chutki mein mitta deti hai

Tum itni saaf ho ki tumhe aas paas ki gandagi dikhti hi nahi hai

UP aaye aur sala bhang nahi piya toh kya khaakh UP aaye

Yeh hoti hai asli ladki ... chutki mein Bipasha, chutki mein Madhubala

Aisa thappad padega na ... toh yeh sari filminess nikal jayegi

I will miss you ... a lot se bhi zyada

Ladke pappu hote hai ... pappu ko lollipop dikhao, apne aap control mein aa jayega

Tujhpe ladki marne ke bajai ... tujhe dekh ke mar jayegi

The Sun just sets if at all ... never dies

Aapka koi apna chala jaye ... toh zindagi badi choti lagne lagti hai

Is zameen aur is aasman se pare ... jahan na waqt ho na tumhare mere sivah koi aur ... sirf ek feeling ho, ek jazba ho ... ki tum mujh mein ho aur main tum mein

Aaiyash nigahon ko multiplex bhi maikhana lagta hai ... lehenge mein lapeto toh Rustam bhi Rukhsana lagta hai

Tu na top model banegi pooch kyun ... (kyun?) ... tera top floor khali hai na

You're like if Rajinikanth, Jackie Chan ke saath shaadi karta ... aur uska joh beta hota na woh James Bond ke saath shaadi karta ... toh uska joh beta hota na tu usse bhi bada player hota

Just because we don't have them ... doesn't mean we don't know how to kick them

Ek achche aadmi ki pehchan hoti hai uske ghun ... hamare shaastron mein bhi paanch saat ghun maane gaye hai ... daya, dharam, prem, tyaag aur shama

Anushasan sabse zaroori yahi hai ... iske baad kadi mehnat, lagan aur apne aapko sabit karne ki ichcha ... I think agar yeh chaar ghun kisi mein bhi ho toh woh zaroor safal hoga

Meri pasand woh nahi hoga joh croreon kamayega ... meri pasand woh hoga joh croreon ka dil jeetega

Denhar koi aur hai, devat hai din rain ... log bharam humpe kare, aasoon neeche nain

You know what they say about women ... can't live with them, can't live without them

The best ilaaj for a break up is also a patch up

Hamari joh har aadat hai woh kabhi na kabhi hamari choice hua karti thi ... choice sahi hona chahiye bas

Har din ek doosre ko, rishton ko, pyar ko, dosti ko celebrate karna chahiye

Sahi waqt hai toh ab hai ... mauka hai toh ab hai