Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Khel wahi khelna chahiye ... jis mein jeet pakki ho

Khel chahe koi bhi ho ... jeetna aana chahiye

Ring fasi toh ladki fasi

Maine teri maang kya bhar di ... tu bhar-bharke maangti phir rahi hai

Mereko duniya ki nazar mein mat gira ... mubarak ho shaadi ki saalgirah

Yeh shaadi joh hai na woh public toilet hai ... jitne log bahar khade hai na, unko andar jaane ki jaldi hai ... joh log andar hai, unko bahar aane ki jaldi hai

Tum patiyon ke liye shaadi ek hadsa hoga ... lekin hum patniyon ke liye shaadi ek haseen hadsa hai

Saat pheron ke bandhan mein joh jaadu hai ... woh jeete ji kabhi pati patni ko juda hone nahi deta

Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti ... bahar uski aankh chalti hai ... samajh lijiye jab wife bhadki toh apne aap khul jaati hai nazar ki khidki

Shaadi shuda aadmi test cricketer ki tarah hota hai ... usse lambi innings khelni hai ... toh zara pyar se, aaram se ... T20 ke chakkar mein padoge toh Tik-20 ki naubat aa jayegi

Ek baar mard hang ho gaya toh phir woh female kya ... e-mail ke layak bhi nahi reh jaata

Yeh joh auratein hoti hai na, yeh internet ke virus ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle to mard ki life mein enter hoti hai ... phir uske dil aur dimaag ko scan karke ... uski sari khushiyan, uski sari azaadi, uske sare bank balance apne account mein transfer kar leti hai ... aur badle mein mard ke account mein kya download karti hai ... (kya?) ... tension, tadap, ghutan, bechaini, jhik-jhik, bachche ... aur uske chehre ki smile ko delete karke usse hamesha hamesha ke liye hang karke chali jaati hai

Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na

Chori ke aam ka har koi deewana ... joh pakda gaya woh chor hai aur joh bach gaya woh sayana

Khel khatam, paisa hazam ... sudar gaya khasam, khake kasam

Tezaab nikalta hai is ghar ke nalko se

Apne hi apno ke kaam aate hai

Jitna baatega, utna badega beta

Darre woh joh loha na khaate ho

Jab kismat mein likhe ho hathode ... toh kahan se milenge pakore?

Chaar paisa jeb mein aata hai na ... toh confidence apne aap aa jaata hai

Mard toh mard hi hota hai ... chahe kahin ka bhi ho

Insaaniyat ka farz hai ek doosre ke kaam aana

Kutte ki dumm aur mard ki akal ... kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti

Zindagi aaise ho gayi hai jaise bell-bottom aur khudkhushi jeans ki pant

Rajneeti mein matbhed ho sakta hai ... dushmani nahi hogi

Kapda hai bahut zyada par kameez bahut tang hai ... badal hai bahut zyada par baraste kitne kam hai

Caren hai bahut zyada par tel bahut kam hai ... issi liye Iraq pe giraye gaye itne bomb hai

It's not my hobby ... it's my passion

Aapki umar aur aapke tajurbe se aapka rutba kahin badhkar hai

Dosti ki bhasha sabse alag hoti hai ... woh sirf dil ki baat sunti hai

Yeh ghoda hai ghoda ... bade bade zindagi ki race haar jaate hai iske saamne ... iski lagaam jiske haath mein, power ussi ka ... ek minute mein ya toh baazi palat jaati hai ... ya khelne waala