Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Do log tabhi milte hai jab destiny unko milvana chahti hai

Agar tum destiny ko maanti ho toh yeh ittefaq ho nahi sakta ... aur agar yeh ittefaq hai toh main yeh chahunga ke aaisa khubsoorat ittefaq mere saath roz ho

Ek baap ki zindagi mein khushiyon ka mauka sirf do baar aata hai ... pehli baar toh tab jab uska beta zindagi ke farsh par pehli bar bina kisi sahare ke kadam rakhta hai ... aur doosra tab jab wahi beta bada hokar apni shaadi shudha zindagi mein apna pehla kadam rakhta hai

Desh ko seva nahi ... prime time entertainment chahiye

Bade bade sheharon ki choti choti buses mein aaisa hota rehta hai

Zindagi jhaant hai ... phir bhi thaant hai

Bina kapde ke kaali gori sab ek jaisi dikhti hai

Tera bachcha jug jug jiye ... bada hoke tera khoon piye

Dard aur mard mein da aur ma ka farak hota hai ... da aur ma bole toh, Dum

Sahi time pe sahi mukka ... kuch log isse good luck bolte hai ... main isse shanpatti bolta hai

Jab naak se khoon moot ki tarah beh raha hota hai ... phatke haath mein aa jaati hai

Tune aankh se andha banaya ... par dil se dekhna sikhaya

Gussa aadmi se bahut kuch karwata hai ... aur yeh joh love hai na love ... yeh sirf marwata hai

Joh dimag se khiskela rehta hai na ... woh heech life mein upar jaata hai

Kamra ho, naukri ho ... toh heech dilwale dulhania le jayenge ... nahi toh hum aapke hain koun?

Log apna paap dhone ke liye Haridwar jaate hai ... main toh khud Ganga ko tere pass leke aa raha hoon

Lene ke baad dena toh padta hi hai bachchu

Main insaan par bharosa nahi karta ... technology mere liye kaafi hai

Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai

Teri dono life line khatam ho chuki hai ... ab teesri galati ki toh episode khatam

Money can buy you happiness ... if you know where to shop

Log God fearing hote hai ... main God loving hoon ... mera God hai paisa

Love and music have no language

Pata nahi duniya ke kis kone se aayi thi ... aur meri duniya ban gayi thi

Mera muhafiz hai khuda, toh phir hai kaun joh mujhko utha sake ... teri kya aukaad hai, joh jahaan se mujhe mitta sake

Hussain ka ek ghoonsa ... aur teri khopdi ke bawees tukde

Main apne haath do hi waqt uthata hoon ... dua ke liye, joh mera imaan hai ... aur zulm ke khilaaf ladne ke liye, joh mera ishq hai

Neetu Singh jab koi mission par nikalti hai toh kafan apne saath lekar chalti hai ... ya toh dushman ko pehna deti hai ... ya khud pehenkar desh par shaheed ho jaati hai

Jab main dushman ke saath haath milata hoon ... toh uske haath ki jeevan rekhayein mitt jaati hai

Har insaan pehle Hindustani hai ... phir baad mein Musalman ya Hindu

Shock laga tha ... mixer mein do baar, toaster mein teen baar ... aur jab angoothi pehnahi thi tab sau baar

Har woh prem kahani mahaan hoti hai ... jis mein do premiyon ke beech sachcha pyar ho