Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Do farsan, do misthan, papad, pulav, kadhi, kachumbar, poori, paratha, aachar ... puri unlimited thali ho tum

Planning aur paise ke bina ... koi bhi kranti aage nahi badh sakti

Woh lahu hi kya joh haq ki ladai mein na bahe

X square ho ya X cube ... ratta toh marna hi padega

Unhi ke hathyar aur nishana bhi unhi ko banayenge

Sahi tarika apnaoge toh badi se badi kathenayi hal ho sakti hai

Kranti ka rasta aaisi paristitiyon se guzarta hai ... joh striyon ke liye surakshit nahi hai

Aapka shasan jise apradh kehta hai ... hamari bhasha mein usse kranti kehte hai

Agar apni azaadi ke liye ladna apradh hai ... toh haan maine apradh kiya hai

Is desh ka sabse bada shraap hai bureaucracy

America mein jao toh American milenge, Germany mein jao toh German milenge, France mein jao toh aapko Frenchmen milenge, England mein jao toh Englishmen milenge ... aur India mein jao toh aapko milenge Marathi, Gujarati, Punjabi, Malayali, Bengali ... Indian kahan hai?

Aadmi ki shakal achchi na ho na ... toh bhagwan kehta hai baatein achchi karni chahiye

Duniya mein sabsi gehri dushmani miya biwi ki hoti hai

Hamaade gaon mein chuttad dhone se pehle ... tamancha chalana sikhate hai

Sutli bomb hai yeh ... desi tamancha

Tumhara ishq, ishq ... aur humara ishq, sex

Jitni badi rakam hogi na ... khatra bhi utna hi zyada hoga

Ishq mein sab bewajah hota hai

Peepal talle padenge ... aur nadi naare hugne jayenge ... kya thundi thundi hawa lagegi pichwaare mein

Chutiyam sulphate!

Jali ko aag kehte hai, bhuji ko raakh kehte hai ... jis raakh se barood banti hai usse Raghav Prakash kehte hai ... aag laga doonga yeh aasman jaala doonga ... teri yaad mein janam yeh jahaan hila doonga

Sapna kabhi jhoot nahi hota kyun ki woh hota hai ... hota hai is liye toh aap dekh paate hai usse

Jhoot pe sach ki vijay aur burai pe achchai ki jeet ... yahi duniya ka satya hai

Kal tak toh sab theek tha, yeh pyar kaise ho gaya ... kabhi soocha na tha ki aaise hoga, yeh kaise ho gaya

Ladkiyan buses ki tarah hoti hai, ek jaati hai toh doosri aati hai ... lekin in saare buses mein sirf ek aaisi bus hoti hai joh tumhe apne ghar pahunchati hai ... aur woh bus miss nahi karna chahiye

Oh meri cutie pie, audh ke razai, without angdai ... main hoon tumhara patti, tu meri lugui

Yeh mere patti nahi hai ... patti parmeshwar hai

Jis jhoot se ghar basta hai ... woh ghar, ghar nahi hota

Jab koi kisi ki jaan bachata hai ... woh zindagi jaan bachane waale ki ho jaati hai

Sharam, laaj, gehna ... in teeno mein se isne kuch nahi pehna

Jis jhoot se kisi ka ghar basta hai ... woh jhoot, jhoot nahi hota

Sharam aur laaj toh aurat ka gehna hota hai