dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Baby ki zimmedari uthana toh door ... main toh baby ko hi nahi utha pa raha tha

Doosron ke bachche aur kutton ke saath khelna sabko achcha lagta hai

Main chahti hoon ki tum chaho ki tum na jao

Jab main galati karta hoon toh main sorry kehta hoon ... aur jab meri wife galati karti hai toh main sorry kehta hoon

Wheelon mein gadi ki hawa kam ho jane par ... gadi ko dhakka maarkar chala rahe ho tum toh zinda ho tum ... drink and drive mein pakde jaane ke baad ... police ki maar khane se bach rahe ho toh zinda ho tum ... sarkar chale na chale ... apni car chala rahe ho toh zinda ho tum

Ram Ram saban ne Ram Ram ... subah ki Ram Ram nagad ... sandhya ki Ram Ram advance

Kadaknath khaya karo ... sab kuch kadak rahega

Naari beech saree hai, ki saree beech naari hai ... naari hai ki saree hai, ki saree hai ki naari hai

Kheeche huye kaan se mila hua gyan ... hamesha yaad rehta hai

Na koi kaam karti hai ... na kisi aur kaam aati hai

Normal logon ke saath raha karo ... paranormal logon ke saath nahi

Horror film ka asli mazaa toh raat ko akele mein hi aata hai

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

Indians sab cheez mein best hai ... kissing mein bhi Indians hi best hai ... kabhi Emraan Hashmi ka naam nahi suna?

Parties hongi rock ... aur daru hogi uncork

Hamesha saath saath since our teens ... always wear purani jeans

Alpha, beta, gamma, theta ... joh hai sexy woh hai jeeta

Earth ki toh lul hi baji hui hai

Peeke hai kya?

Lul ho gayi humri life

Memory aur thukai ka kuch direct connection hai ... yeh baat toh doctor ko batani chahiye ... majho ka majho aur ilaaj ka ilaaj

Ek baar gaya hoon moon pe ... bahut hi lul place hai

Hum bahut hi confusiya gaya hoon

Aaise tukur tukur ka dekhat ho?

Naam roop ke bhed par kiya kabhi hai gaur ... naam mila kuch aur, shakal akal kuch aur ... agni raje bilkul thande, Shanti bhaiya chalaye dande ... poonch na peeche inch bhi naam phir bhi Hanuman, Arjunlal ke ghar mile na teer-kaman ... aur Moolchandji itne bhaari, darshan dete toot jaye kursi bechari

Iyaan toh bolte kuch hai aur matbal kuch aur nikalta hai

Joh darr gaya so mandir gaya

Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka ... total lul ho chuka hai

Jaise deewar pe bhagwan ka photo lagate hai na, taaki kauno moote nahi ... hum iyaan lagata hoon, taaki kauno peete nahi

Hamesha full focus ... dhayan gaya toh naak gaya

Nail polish kisi bhi time lagana ... har ladki ka birthright hota hai

Zindagi mein kabhi kisi ke saath zaroorat se zyada wafaadari mat karna ... lag jaati hai