Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Chor ke ghar mein chori karne ko paap nahi kehte

Main yeh toh nahi keh rahi ki paison se khushiyan kharidi jaa sakti hai ... magar zindagi ko cash toh kiya jaa sakta hai

Jurm karne waale saanp mujhe nevala kehte hai ... aur saanp ki khushboo mujhe bahut door se aa jaati hai

Mere liye woh joh bhi hoga, jaisa bhi hoga ... duniya ka sabse khoobsurat insaan hoga

Pyar aatma se hota hai, rooh ki gehrai se hota hai ... aatma aur rooh shakal ko nahi jaanti

Nasha jitna badhe ... hosh utni hi derr se aata hai

Yeh jism dekh raha hai, resham hai resham ... is pe fisalna bahut aasaan hai ... chahe woh haath ho yah niyat

Jis din meri hatt gayi na ... tu zaroor hatt jayega

Mere aage hai jannat, toh aaj teri shaamat hai ... dil yun kisiko dena, mardo ki buri aadat hai

Aadmi musafir hota hai hero ... aata hai, jaata hai

Tiger na billo se darta hai ... aur na billo ke pillo se

Kal se duniya ek pyari si jannat hai ... joh khul rahi hai dheere dheere woh aaj teri kismat hai

Thukai aur kamai mein ek se zyada zariya hona bahut zaroori hai ... varna khud ki thukti hai

Lambi race ke ghode ko goli nahin maarte ... gud aur chana khilate hain ... phir daav lagage paisa kamate hain

Insaan chahe janwar se mard ban gaya ho ... lekin kuch aaise mard hai joh janwar se insaan kabhi nahi ban sakte

Is mein sirf ek goli, aur bheje ki khali kholi ... peeche ka khadda do centimeter ka, aur samne se thopda Mr.India

Ab dekh tamasha ... dhikhata hoon tereko Bipasha

Ab Gandhiji ko hi le lo ... puri zindagi ahinsa ahinsa ke peeche bhaagte rahe ... aur humne unki photo aaisi cheez par chaap di ... joh hinsa ki sabse badi jhad hai ... paisa

Police asli ho ya nakli ... aati saali hamesha late hi hai

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai

Jahan dekhi laundiya, nachne laga dandiya

Taqdeer teri chutti pe hai, maut tere sarr pe hai ... lekin baatein aise karta hai, jaise zindagi tere bistar pe hai

Destiny hi toh hoti hai, jab aap bhatakte hue kisi aaise raaste par pahunch jaye ... jise humne nahi chuna ... balki khud-ba-khud woh raasta hum tak pahunch gaya

Agni ke saat phere toh sabhi lete hai ... lekin zindagi ki aag se guzarkar joh rishta kayam hota hai ... usse pavitra, usse sacha bandhan aur koi nahi

Dil apni aakhri dhadkan tak kya kar behte ... koi keh sakta hai bhala?

Ek kuari ladki ka alekapan, us shaadi shuda aurat le akelepan se lakh guna behtar hai ... joh woh har pal, har raat apne pati ke bistar mein mehsoos karti hai

Baarish ki woh boodein achanak aisi lagne lagi ... jaise aasmaan se pani nahi, aag barasne lagi ho

Aurat agar jhoot bolne par aaye na ... toh shatir se shatir aadmi ko dhokha de sakti hai

Bike nahi hai yeh time machine hai yeh ... so put your hands around me and let me take you back in time

Iski janam kundli mein toh sab kundli maarkar behthey hain

Galati toh galati se hoti hai na?

Yeh raat ko teen se paanch ka joh waqt hota hai na ... woh bilkul Kumbhkaran ka time hota hai