Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Agar tumhara pyar jaana chahe toh usse jaane do ... agar woh laut kar aaye toh woh tumhara hai

Aye junglee rascal stupid gadhe idiot

Ram Ram ... yeh patni hai ki panauti hai

Kauva kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le ... bagula nahi banta

Shaadi aur yudh mein sirf ek hi farak hota hai ... shaadi mein aap apne dushman ke saath raat ko soo sakte hain

Hum koi mandir ka ghanta hai ki koi bhi aake baja jaata hai

Rahiman dhaga prem ka mat todo chhatkai ... aaisi sharan chhodkar pagle tu kahan jaye

To pee under the open sky ... if there is bliss, it is this ... none but this

Baat ka devta nahi hai yeh ... laat ka bhoot hai yeh

Humse galti hua hai ... magar hum galat aadmi nahin hai

Bhaari mistik ho gaya Sir ... ekdum blunder ho gaya

Kanoon kamzor nahi hai ... kamzor hai hum

Hamari chai bahut kadvi hoti hai

Samaaj ko police waisi hi milti hai jaisa ki samaaj khud hota hai

Joh dikhta hai woh hota nahi ... aur joh hota hai woh dikhta nahi

Aaj jurm ko nahi roka gaya toh kal bilkul nahi rukne payega ... agar abhi nahi pakde toh phir pakadna mushkil ho jayega

Yeh kaisi hai majboori ... hoon bin tumhare adhoori ... yeh sadiyon ki doori ... kya hogi ichcha poori ... jab pyar kiya toh darna kya ... hum mein hoga karna kya ... bhaag chalogi mere saath ... jab tum kaho din ho ya raat ... duniya se darr nahi jaogi ... bin tumhare mar nahi jaongi

Tum ek number ke chor, luchche, lafangey, bhagode ho ... desh ke jawano ke naam pe kalank ho ... zeherilay saanp ka dank ho

Cocaine ... yeh safed aur masoom dikhne waala powder, sirf naujawaan logon ko hi maut ke mooh tak nahi pahunchata ... balki is mein itna dum hai ... ki yeh kisi desh ki sarkar ko gira bhi sakta hai aur sarkar bana bhi sakta hai

Kehte hai jungle mein naya janwar aaye toh ... sabse pehle sher ko saalam karna padta hai

Tum sach ko sapna samajhke bhula dena chahti ho ... lekin main us sapne ko sach karna chahta hoon

Agar toofan ka raasta badalna mushkil ho jaye ... toh apna raasta badal lena chahiye

Khoon ka rishtaa khoon bahake hi khatam kiya jaa sakta hai

Haraam ka maal kamane ke baad aadmi sirf do hi jagah pe milta hai ... daru ke canistar mein yah rundi ke bistar mein

Kabhi kabhi dosti nibhane ke liye ... doston ke saath thodi dushmani bhi karni padti hai

Aabhari bahut bhari shabd hai ... aksar logo ko jhuka deta hai

Main maaronga ... toh mar jayega

Main toh sirf tumhari tasveer hi kheench raha tha ... tum toh meri film utaar rahi ho

Har thokar ko aage badne ki seedi banani chahiye ... iraade aur mazboot ho jaate hai ... na milne waali cheez bhi mil jaati hai

Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai

Shikayat karne se problem ka solution nahi milta hai

Business karne ke liye tumhare pass sari duniya padi hai ... phir tum meri choti si duniya ko apna business kyun banana chahte ho