Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Sir, aap apni formalities poori kijiye ... main apni duty poori karta hoon

Tum doodh mangoge hum kheer denge ... tum Kashmir mangoge hum cheer denge

Hum jatt log hai ... hum mein jet lag nahi hota

Joh log darte hai na, unse main bahut darti hoon

Wahan itni thand hoti hai, itni thand hoti hai ... ki gaye na doodh nahi, seedha ice cream de deti hai

Hum Indian ladkiyan apne pyar ke liye aasman mein rehne waale chand tak ki pooja karte hai ... aur tum toh ek chhat ke neeche rehne waale se, ek rishta tak jodhne darte ho

(Tum kya tofha dogi mujhe?) ... Delhi ka dil, Mumbai ki mohabbat, Chennai ki chahat aur Punjab ka pyar

Kishore Kumar ka gaana aur Bharat ka rashtra geet ... inhe kabhi aadhe chhodkar nahi jaate

Hawaon mein ab toh kiss karta hoon ... har taraf tujhko miss karta hoon

Pati patni joh saat kasme khate hai na ... ki woh ek doosre ke saath rahenge, ek doosre ko khush rakhenge, ek doosre ko cheat nahi karenge ... un saat kasmo ko hum khud likhenge apne mann se ... chaar kasme tum likhna aur teen kasme main likhoongi

Tanhai, aasoon, udasi ... baat hai zara si ... aur tum itni khafa si

Tumhara pyar night long hai ... aur mera pyar life long hai

Agar maine mutthi bandh kar li na ... toh todh ke rakh doonga

Chandni mein nahaye nadi ki tarah hai woh ... swarg se utari apsara hai woh

Pyar kisi ke dil mein pehda nahi kiya ja sakta ... pyar ho jaata hai

Budhapa aake jaata nahi aur jawaani jaake aati nahi

Zindagi race ki tarah hai ... joh ghoda jeetta hai ussi ki izzat hoti hai

Pyar ko jaane bina mar jaane se toh behtar hai ... ke hum us pyar ko jaankar usse bhool jaye

Love is not heart of life ... it is only part of life

Pyar aadmi ko pagal bana deta hai, deewana bana deta hai, khooni bana deta hai ... magar issi pyar ne mujh jaise pagal ko ek insaan bana diya

Pyar amrit hota hai agar safal hua toh ... nahi toh wohi pyar zehar ban jaata hai

Jab mujhe pyar se pyar tha, tab tum bahut pasand thi ... ab jab mujhe pyar hi pasand nahi, toh tum kaise pasand aaogi?

Hello Mrs. Agarkar ... we all know you love purana cricketer Gavaskar ... but we are very very sorry to tell you there is no one greater than apna Sachin Tendulkar

Badhon ke samne jhukne se koi chota nahi hota ... kyun ki badhon ki narazgi joh hai na woh sirf satta par hoti hai ... bheetar ki gehrai mein toh bahut sara pyar hota hai

Maa ke haath sirf aashirwad dene ke liye hote hai ... maafi mangne ke liye nahi

Insaan chale jaate hai ... unki yaad reh jaati hai

Joh apne upar yakeen nahi karte ... log unpar yakeen nahi karte

Tum ek aaisa buth ho ... jiske kadmo mein sipahi apni talwar, shahenshah apna taj aur insaan apna dil nikaal ke rakh de

Galat logon ko choote hi yeh haath ... hathyaar ban jaata hai

Aap mantri hai ... thik se rahoge toh salute karoonga ... thik se nahi rahoge toh shoot kar doonga

Log jahan par soochna band kar dete hai ... main wahan se soochna shuru karta hoon

No FIR, no arrest, no talk ... faisla on the spot