Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Malik, tu aur teri yeh company ... khallas

Duniya mein har kaam fayde ke liye kiya jata hai

Khaas aadmiyo ko yeh bhi yaad dilana chahiye ... ke woh kabhi bhi aam ho sakte hai

Hamare dhande mein ek galati ko maaf karna ... usse bhi badi galati hai

Jiski nazar game se hati ... samjho woh game se hat gaya

Agar company mere bina chal sakti hai na ... toh main bhi company ke bina chal sakta hoon

Jab vardi bolti hai ... toh achche achchon ki bolti bandh ho jaati hai

Kissi ke ghar baar baar jaane se izzat kam ho jaati hai

Mujrim bhi toh insaan hota hai ... pyar ka bhooka hota hai

Sar pe kafan wohi bandhta hai, jiski moochein hoti hai

Mooch toh mard ki shaan hai ... jiske chehre pe mooch nahi, woh mard hi nahi hota

India mein jab tak apun ke jeb mein paisa hai na ... log poochta hai kaisa hai?

Abhe pain balm ... ghamorio ke saste powder!

Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ki tarah clear clear bata do ... varna itna maarenge ki zindagi bhar badan pe kapdon ki jagah dukh dabao lep lagakar ghoomoge

Abhe oh dukkar Fiat ke cancelled model

Insaan ko usse shaadi nahi karni chahiye, jisse woh pyar karta ho ... balki usse shaadi karni chahiye, joh usse pyar karta ho

Ek ladki Miss Universe ka taj apne sar par pehan sakti hai ... gold medal apne gale mein latka sakti hai ... lekin ek mangalsutra bina mantra ke kabhi nahi pehan sakti

Doosron ki madad karne mein joh fayda hai ... woh apni madad karne mein ho hi nahi sakta

Dharam ka asli matlab prem ke alava kuch aur ho hi nahi sakta

Agar woh deadly don hai, toh main bhi deadly daayan hoon

Jaise hi maine uski kanpatti par ye gunpatti rakhi ... uska chehra bina doodh ki chai jaisa kala pad gaya

Ye perfume ki khushboo ki smell kidhar se aa rahi hai?

Marne se pehle mere baal dye kara dena, I want to die young

Agar main mar gaya, main tujhe zinda nahin chhodunga

Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat

Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere

Adult baat mat kar, idhar maa behen khadi hai

Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Ek baar agar mera dimaag garam ho gaya na ... toh thanda bhi fatafat ho jaata hai

Yeh toh underwear dost nikle

Morning morning mein gents ka paise mangna ... ladies ke liye bahot bura bad luck honda hai

Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa