Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Tan-e-tanha zindagi se bezaar, ek ladki se kiya pyar ... usse mila na iqraar, na bani woh dildar ... bas yeh cigarette hai wafaadar, woh bhi hai baldaar

Main unse aaisa bayanak badla loonga ... ki doosri bar janam lete hue unki maa ki kook tadhtada jayegi ... unki zindagi ka ek ek din barbaadi ka din bana doonga

Hisaab kitaab ke tarazu ke dono palhalde agar barabar nahi hue na ... toh main apna ek account kholta hoon ... aur uska naam hai dhulai account

Kabhi kabhi joh aankhon se dekha jaata hai woh sach nahi hota ... aur joh kaano se suna jaata hai woh bhi sach nahi hota ... sach woh hota hai joh tehkikaat aur jaanch partal karke jaana jaata hai

Tum jaise logon ne is desh ki sampatti ka sarvanash kiya hai ... is desh ki khushali ko barbaad kiya hai ... tum is desh ke gaddar ho

Tum nahi ho toh khum aur sagar-o-meena kya hai ... rasam-e-maikhana nibha lete hai peena kya hai ... hum barasti hui boondon mein jale hai barso ... humse pooche koi savan ka mahina kya hai

Dimaag mein kitaaben bharne se jeben thodhi bharti hai

Zarooraton ne par kaat diye hai ... roti paon ki zanjeer ban gayi hai

Fail hona aur padhai na karna ... hamare khandaan ki parampara hai

Insaan ki umar utni hi hoti hai jitni woh feel karta hai

Mohabbat ka naam aaj bhi mohabbat hai ... yeh na kabhi badli hai aur na kabhi badlegi

Ek pal mein beta bana liya ... aur doosre hi pal mein paraya kar diya

Koi bhi ullu ka patha sirf ek angoothi pehanakar tumko mujhse nahi cheen sakta ... tum meri ho, sirf meri

Sapne dekho, zaroor dekho ... bus unke poore hone ki shart mat rakho

Jab ladki jawan ho jaati hai na ... toh maa uski maa nahi rehti ... sehali ban jaati hai

Joh shaadi waale ghar mein seva karta hai ... usko bahut sundar dulhan milti hai

Main ek Hindustani hoon ... aur main jaanta hoon ki ek Hindustani ladki ki izzat kya hoti hai

Ja Simran ... ja jeele apni zindagi ... ja beta ja

Toh kya hua agar maine jhoot sirf tumhe paane ke liye kaha tha ... toh kya hua agar tumhare chehre ke sivah mujhe koi aur chehra dikhai nahi deta ... toh kya hua agar tumhare naam ke sivah mujhe koi aur naam yaad nahi rehta ... toh kya hua agar yeh awara tumhe deewano ki tarah pyar karta hai ... toh kya hua ... pyar sab kuch toh nahi hota na

Agar tum galat raaste par chaloge ... toh ho sakta hai shuruvat mein tumhe bahut kamyabi mile, bahut khushiya mile ... magar anth mein tumhari haar hogi ... aur agar sahi raaste par chaloge ... toh bhale hi shuruvat mein tumhe kadam kadam par thokarein mile, musibaton ka samna karna pade, pareshani ho ... magar anth mein hamesha jeet hogi

Agar yeh tujhe pyar karti hai toh yeh palat ke dekhegi ... palat ... palat!

Tumhari jaisi ladki ke saath, mere jaise ladke ka hona ... bahut zaroori hai

Bade bade deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai

Yahan par garmi bahut zyada hai ... main apni AC BC DC car mein jaakar beheta hoon

Bungle mein rahenge ... gadi mein ghumenge ... noton pe sooenge

Tu coolie hai coolie hai coolie hai coolie hai!

Duniya mera ghar hai, bus stand mera adda hai, jab mann kare aa jana, Raju mera naam hai ... aur pyar se log mujhe bulate hain ... coolie no. 1

Aa gaya saala jallad ka dhooth ... apni maa ka poot ... chalta hai kaise, jaise malai mein dhoodh

Waqt ki band muthi mein kya chupa hai, yeh koi nahi jaanta ... kaunsa bandan kab mukti ban jaye aur kaunsi mukti kab bandan ... yeh tum nahi keh sakte

Jailon ko jail ki tarah nahi, balki aspatal ki tarah treat karna chahiye ... aur mujrimon ko mujrimon ki tarah nahi, bimaaron ki tarah treat karna chahiye

Har insaan mujrim nahi hota ... lekin har mujrim insaan zaroor hota hai

Ishq karna toh lagta hai jaise maut se bhi badi ek saza hai ... kya kisi se shikayat kare hum, jab apni taqdeer hi bewafa hai