Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Aaj kal darwaaze ko lock karke rakhne ka bhi zamaana nahin raha

Ek ladka ladki kabhi dost nahin hote

Abhi mood nahin hai

Aaj kal darwaaze pe knock karke aane ka zamaana nahin raha

Dosti ki hai nibhani toh padegi hi

Dosti ka ek oosul hai madam ... no sorry, no thank you

Udaas hona, yun akele mein rona ... is injurious to health, sehat ke liye hanikarak hota hai

Tum is samaaj ke liye sivah maut aur andhere ke kuch nahi ho

Raat ke sannate mein jab kisi bhooke bachche ke rone ki awaaz aati hai ... toh raat bahut kaali lagti hai

Yeh woh zamanaa hai ki tum aahista se sach bologe, toh koi nahi manega ... aur zor se jhoot bologe, toh sab maan lenge

Election mein gareebo se vaade aur ameero se saude kiye jaate hai

Itne baazu itne sar, ginle dushman dhyan se ... harega woh har baazi, jab khelein hum jee jaan se

Aadha sach jhoot se bhi zyada khatarnak hota hai

Jism ki maut insaan ki maut nahi hoti

Tum sabne milkar apni maa ka dhoodh utna nahi peeya hoga ... jitna is kameez par mera khoon baha hai ... ab tumhare khoon mein maa ka doodh raha nahi ... is liye tumhe chatti ka doodh yaad dilane chala aaya hoon

Tere is haramipan ki aaisi sazaa doonga ... ki cheel kauve bhi teri laash ko nahi nochenge

Woh log jinke kandhon par insaaf aur kanoon ki imaaratein khadi hai ... unke apne hi pair paap ke dal-dal mein dhasse hue hai

In sarmayedaron ne kanoon ki haisiyat us andhe bikhari ki tarah bana di hai ... jisse apna pet bharne ke liye saboot ki rotiyan chahiye ... phir kyun na woh paap ke aate se bani ho aur gunaah ki bhatti mein pakki ho

Aayenda uske aas paas bhi dhikai diya ... toh itni zor se maroonga ki thook bhi nahi ugal sakega

Abhi toh tamasha hoga ... bahut bada tamasha hoga

Meri aadat hai, main jis cheez ko ek baar pasand karta hoon ... usse yah toh paa leta hoon ... yah usse is layak nahi chhodta ki woh kisi aur ke layak rahe

Is duniya mein sharifon ki bahumat hai ... lekin yeh sharif kuch hi gundon se sar jhukaye darr darr ke jeete hai

Gussa ek bahut badi daulat hoti hai ... usse bhi sooch samajhkar karch karna chahiye

Hum uski woh beizzati karenge, woh beizzati karenge ... ki saale ki aane waali saath nasale beizzat pehda hongi

Kal uske jism ki har haddi toot chuki hogi

Usse yeh kaho ki un raasto par chalna chhod de ... jahan par hamari hone waali bahu chalti hai

Katal karna hamara dhanda hai ... aur yeh kaam bhi hum muft nahi karte

Khwab aur hakikat mein jab bhi jung hoti hai ... khwab haar jaata hai

Yeh shareer toh mitti ka bana hai ... agar is mein aatma na hoti toh kitna khokla hota

Mard ki nazron mein aurat ka waqt tab tak hi hota hai ... jab tak uska usse dil laga rahe

Mard ka dil aur uski aankhon ki sachchai ... us hi mein basti hai aur us hi mein barbaad ho jaati hai

Pagalpan bahut khatarnak bimari hoti hai ... jisse ho jaye uske liye bhi aur auron ke liye bhi