dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Duniya mein log achche ya burre nahi hote ... sirf samajhdaar ya chutiye hote hai

Logic koi nahi maanta, sabko magic chahiye ... issi liye toh yahan scientist ke bajay baba famous hai

Generally hamari generation ke log plan karke kaam karte hai ... lekin mere jaise smart log kaam karte karte plan kar lete hai

Country on death bed sir ... all kidney fail sir

Akal ke aane ke liye shakal ke bighadneka kyun intezar kar rahe the tum?

Maa ki jhooti kasam nahi khaate hai ... jhootiya saala

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?

Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

Everything that's in the house is on the house

Saala itna pressure, itna pressure ... cooker jaise feel kar raha hoon main ... tarkaari pak rahi hai andar

You really hate me na? ... and i love that

Ek level ke baad insaan nahi ... daaru bolne lagti hai

Hot ho tum .... arre darr lagta hai mujhe ki kahin touch ho gayi toh jal na jaon main

Social service hai tumhari smile ... dekho dekho tension kam ho rahe hai duniya mein

Test drive mere saath aur ghar le jao meri best friend ko

Kya aap believe karte hai love at first sight mein ... yah main dobaara ghoom ke aao?

Bachpan mein chewing gum khakar baat nahi kar pate the ... aur ab paan khakar baat nahi kar pa rahe hai

Yeh ladki nahi hai ... barah bor ka kartoos hai jisne mujhe dishkiyaon kar diya hai

Pest control yourself

Eat lots and lots of akharot, tighten your langot ... and fight with bear hands, no knives no forks

Vazan uthane waale ki baaton mein kya vazan aaya hai ... action hero ke andhar romance ka tadka nazar aaya hai

Namak khane se pressure high hove ... aur namak halaali se imaandari aur high hove

Hum chatti ka dhood yaad dila denge ... I will make him remember milk number 6

Lagta hai tumhare kaan bajh rahe hai ... your eardrums are playing drums

Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death

Tujhe paakar meri chaati aur bhi chaudi ho gayi hai ... my chest has become blouse

When elder get cosy ... younger don't put nosy

Early to double bed and early to wake up fast ... makes a male mard hatta katta and oversmart

Na pine hai na apple ... phir bhi pineapple

Tu murghi hai mere ghar ki ... aur main hoon tera murgha, woh bhi tharki

Yun khafa khafa rehke tadpaoge kab tak ... cameraman Yogesh ke saath Rajan Chaurasia ... Aaj Tak