Dialogues from Movies for Parties

I just want to prove that Michael lives forever

Dance ke liye aukaat ki zaroorat nahi hoti hai ... chahe woh Bappa ka mandap ho ya tum jaiso ka nightclub

Munna jhagda nahi karta ... Munna sirf peet'ta hai

Bachpan se lekar aaj tak chawl ki deewaar par tanga Michael Jackson ka poster mujhse kehta tha ... chal Munna uth ... dance as if there's no tomorrow ... as if no one's watching

Munna, Munna Michael naam hai mera ... teen batti mein kisi se bhi poochega na ... toh haath pakadke ghar pe chhodega

Hamara pyar itna pavitra hai na ... ki agar hum kisi ko dil se chhu dein, toh uska sab bimaari door ho jaaye

Jab boxer ko chot lagti hai na toh khoon coach ka hi behta hai

Aadmi ka dushman aadmi nahi hai ... uski apni paristhithi hoti hai

Agar tum dono ne pehle din hi jhoote pati ka patta pehan liya na ... toh sari zindagi bow-bow bhi karte rahoge na ... toh meow-meow hi sunai dena hai

Aapke yeh Bernard Shaw wale idea jisne maan liye na ... usko toh Waheguru bhi nahi bacha sakte

Bande ko na hard working nahi ... smart working hona chahiye

Agar tum logon ka pyar sacha hai toh woh zaroor madad karega ... woh joh soote huye parindon ko pedh se neeche nahi girne deta ... woh apne bandon ko besahara kaise chhodega

Mujhe lagta tha yeh faisla lene ke liye thoda waqt hota hai hamare paas ... par hota hai sirf ek pal

Zindagi mein teen raste hote hai ... sahi rasta, galat rasta aur beech ka rasta

The truth is always simple

Shooter ko gun nahi ... dum hona chahiye

Kanoon ek chu*iya hai ... uski sabhi le sakte hai

Jab bhi koi aur mere liye mera kaam karta hai ... tab bhi mujhe bahut gussa aata hai

Insaan ki raakh se uski kundli nikaal leta hoon

Galat aur bahut galat mein se chun'na ho ... toh aap kya chunenge?

(Bhagwan har jagah nahi hota hai) ... Issi liye toh usne maa banayi hai

Kuch combinations hai na itna kamina kisam ka hota hai ... alag alag mazedaar ... lekin saath mein na phata-phatti ... magic sa ho jaata hai

India ko ek karane mein cricket aur Chitrahaar ko sara credit jaata hai

Matlabi zindagi ki chaal keh lo ya Newton ka law of gravitational attraction ... life mein dhan-te-na toh hona hi tha

Sex is the answer to all problems ... zindagi ka solution hai Sir ... yeh ek hi cheez hai joh karne ke liye aapko yeh nahi sochna padta hai, am I dressed right for the occasion or not

Jab love ki spelling bhi nahi aati thi ... matlab toh door ki baat thi ... tab se jisse pyar kiya hai aur jab woh haan bol de ... toh jaan bas nikalte nikalte reh jaati thi

Pyar mein itne thokar khane ke bawajood, zakhm pe Iodex malkar veer jawaan hamesha khade ho jaate hai ... ek aur try karne ke liye

Zindagi se behad pyar tha usse ... aur khud se zindagi se bhi zyada

Kuch gaane aapki zindagi se yoon hi judh jaate hai ... unki dhun mein lipte hote hai chote badhe kisse ... kayi saari yaadein

Zindagi ek pighalti hui ice cream ki tartah hai ... taste nahi kiya toh waste ho jayegi

Zindagi side 'A' se side 'B' ki tarah ghoomti gaano ki reel ki tarah hi toh hai ... kabhi koi gaana itna pasand hai ki khatam hone se dar lagta hai ... kabhi koi gaana poore din honthon se jaane ka naam nahi leta ... aur kabhi koi gaane ke sirf dhun yaad reh jaati hai

Pyar karna bahut log sikhate hai ... par afsoos us pyar ko bhulate kaise hai ... yeh saala koi nahi sikhata