Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Har ek nabz kala ke liye dhadakti hai ... dawa bhi woh joh jale par namak chidhakti hai

Aap mein ek kehto gadbadi hai ... har baat mein aapko bahute hadbadi hai ... bhole hai, raseele hai, chabeele bhi hai ... par langot ke babuji, aap bahute dheele hai

Tere pyar mein lut gaye hum beech bazar mein ... nakad mohabbat khareed ke, dil rakh diya udhaar pe

Mooh mein aag hai babu aur choli mein angaare hai ... tere jaise kitne sagar is garmi se haare hai

Haathi chale bazaar ... kutta hagge hazaar

Zindagi tujhse har ek saans par samjhauta karoon ... shauk jeene ka hai, magar itna bhi nahi

Watch you back ... issi pe shahbaazi milti hai aur khanjar bhi

Yeh neend bhi badi ajeeb cheez hai yaar ... maut ki tarah befikar kar deti hai aur saath hi saath zinda bhi rakhti hai

Kabhi kabhi aap game apne talent se nahi ... samne wale ki galati ke wajah se bhi jeet'te hai

Duniya mein aise bhi log hai jinhe zung lagi goliyon se maarna padta hai ... agar goli se bach jaaye toh tetanus se toh mar jaaye

Khana khilaya hua aadmi dhoka de sakta hai ... doodh pilaya hua saanp nahi

We all start from zero ... take a right decision ... be a hero

Jawani mein alag hota hai ... vastu aasmaan mein pheko neeche aa jaati hai ... par bhudape mein neeche ki vastu upar nahi jaati

Joh goliyan chalate hai woh gaaliyan nahi dete

Thoda sa muskurao toh tasveerein achi ho jaati hai ... har haal mein muskurate raho toh zindagi toh achi ho hi jayegi

(Abhe kaun hai be tu?) ... Sachon ke saath sacha hoon, achon ke saath acha hoon ... aur kanoon ki woh maa jiski aankhon pe patti bandi hai, us hi ka aankhon wala bacha hoon

Haathon ki lakeeron pe ghamand mat kar ... taqdeerein unki bhi hoti hai jinke haath nahi hote

Mera sarvanash karne woh parinda uthke aaya tha ... mujhe pakadne ke liye usne abhinay chakra chalaya tha ... parinde ko laga tha ki main is chakra mein mar jaaunga ... usse yeh nahi pata ki main yeh ghosla tabah kar jaaunga

Yeh teen cheezein kaafi khatarnak hoti hai ... kaala coat, safed coat aur petticoat ... pata nahi kitne ghus gaye

Naam pooche se pehle diaper toh pehan lo ... saaf kya tumhara baap karega

Na saboot dhoondta hoon, na gawah dhoondta hoon ... mujrim nazar aa jaye toh chane ki tarah bhoonta hoon

Main na idhar dekhta hoon na udhar dekhta hoon ... bahut sochne ke baad kahin dekhta hoon

Kayi baar kismat badalne ke liye khudko badalna padta hai

Jab jab jiske lagne hai ... tab tab uske lagte hai ... ab usse ittefaq kaho ya phir what the f*ck

Shatranj waqt ka khel zaroor hai yaara ... par usse khelna ka koi waqt nahi

Maut toh ek din muayyan hai, neend kyun raat bhar nahi aati ... hum wahan hai jahan se humko bhi kuch hamari khabar nahi aati

Russia mein, Russian ladki ke saath Russian vodka peene ki baat hi kuch aur hai

Agar pyada badshah ke saath ladega ... toh bahut buri maut marega

Zindagi aur shatranj mein yahi toh farak hai ... zindagi mein doosra mauka milta nahi ... yahan shatranj mein mil jaata hai

Khel khel mein, khel khel ke, khel khel yeh aa jayega ... haar jeet se, haar jeet ke, jeet haarna sikhayega ... khel khel mein

Waqt ki keemat nahi lagate ... kadar karte hai

Har kisi ka ek kal hota hai ... har kisi se koi galti hoti hai ... har kisi ki koi na koi kahani hoti hai ... kisi ki poori ho jaati hai, toh kisi ki adhoori reh jaati hai ... aur un sabki ek wajah hoti hai