Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Pagal woh nahi hote hai jise bhoot dikhte hai ... pagal woh hote hai jise insaan nahi dikhte

Ab tera kaand hoga!

You're a woman of questionable character!

Hamare yahan ghadi ki sui character decide karti hai

"Na" sirf ek shabd nahi ... apne aap mein ek poora vakya hai ... isse kisi tarakh, spashtikaran, explanation ya vyakhya ki zaroorat nahi hoti ... na ka matlab na hi hota hai

Aaj tak hum sab log ek galat direction mein effort karte rahe hai ... we should save our boys, not our girls ... because if we save our boys then our girls will be safe

Pyar koi chidiya nahi ... ek hi zindagi mili hai se humein ... aur ee zindagi mein hi milegi

Yatra naryastu pujyante, ramante tatra devta

When in Phuket ... just f*ck it

Kehte hai har saat saal mein insaan ke body cells badal jaate hai ... iska matlab insaan poora ka poora naya ho jaata hai ... lekin kabhi kabhi insaan ko badalne mein kuch din hi kaafi hote hai

Zindagi ka problem yehi hai ... galatiyan pal mein ho jaati hai ... lekin saza badi lambi chalti hai

Tum jaisi auratein mard ke bagair reh nahi sakti ... oh sorry in your case mardon ke bagair

Samundar aur aasmaan bhi mil jaate hai hamari tarah ... aur jahan woh milte hai wahan duniya khatam ho jaati hai

Tumhari awaaz main kaan se nahi ... dil se sunta hoon

Agar yeh hota toh woh nahi hota ... agar woh hota toh yeh nahi hota ... hota toh wohi hai joh hona hota hai

Toofan kisi waqt ka mohtaj nahi hota ... unka toh jab mann kiya aaye aur tabahi machakar chale gaye

Jab tak main is dhari pe zinda hoon ... meri talwar unki raksha karti rahegi

Sher dahaadte hai toh kaanpte huye geedhar girte hai ... hum toh woh hai joh sheron ke mooh mein haath daalke unke daant ginte hai

Anyay ka virodh karna hi nyay karna hota hai

Wahan log nahi ... lobh lalach baste hai

Tujhe Mohenjo Daro pe raj karna hai ... aur mujhe seva

Joh mutthi ab tak khuli hui thi ... usse band karne ka samay aa gaya hai

Sabke saamne apahij hone ka raag ... aur asal mein bhaag Milkha bhaag

Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti

Jhoote sex addicts bankar apple ko dosh dena toh sirf ek bahana hai ... kyun ki poori duniya ka national fruit toh ullu banana hai

Pehle maroonga insaan ki tarah ... phir maroonga toofan ki tarah ... and finally maroonga Salman ki tarah

Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi

No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra

Tum dono bhai behan ne milkar meri maa behan kar di hai

Keh raha hai dil yeh rangeela ... kab tak rahoonga tanha aur dheela ... aaj apne pyar ka pani barsakar ... dekh tujhe kaise karta hoon main bheega

Tumhare zakhmon pe blow karna mera job hai

Ladke ki kaathi ... kaathi pe ghoda ... ghode ki bum mein joh maara hathoda