dialogues for Tag: Shayari

Laaton ke bhoot jab nahi maane baat ... toh kheench ke dedo unke bum pe laat

Ek hi reet sada chali aayi ... under the table upar ki malai

Na main Dilli waala, na main CBI waala ... ek behen ka bhai, ek maa ka beta ... himmatwala!

Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aaina ... nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China"

Yeh haath hai ki hathoda ... keedon ki basti mein kaunsa aa gaya makauda

Sab kehte hai unse hamara chatees ka aankada hai ... humse poocho toh chatees chaubees chatees ka aankada hai

Chashme pehenke Karsan ji sharmaye thoda thoda ... khade hai dekho sab ke beech haath mein leke ghoda

Chakli, chivda, gud papdi, samose ... mera toh sab ram bharose

Namkeen nani, naughty nana hai ... maike kab tak rahoongi, Ram ke ghar jana hai

Issi ghar mein aayegi aap ki doli ... and wishing you a very happy Holi

Knife pe gira apple, apple pe gire knife ... chinta meri aaise kar rahi hai, jaise meri wife

Udh ke aati hoon banke vimaan ... ready rakhna love ka samaan ... milke rahoongi chahe baa lele jaan

Morni bina mor kis kaam ka ... yeh sindoor hai Ram naam ka

Tere se milke aaise bhaaga ... rann mein hi soya, rann mein hi jaaga

Green hai angoor, kele ka rang peela hai ... kehdo saari duniya se, Ram ki Leela hai

Tere dil mein soya tha, kyun utha diya ... card kahan se nikla, ke number mila diya

Besharam badtameez khudgarz hota hai ... par pyar toh aaise hi hota hai

Knife pe gire apple, apple pe gire knife ... saala phone nahi utha raha hai, call kar rahi hai wife

Bholi Punjaban chidiya nahi cheel hai ... coffin mein aakhri keel hai

Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai

Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai ... bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bachche ki amma nazar aata hai

Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi ... aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi

Kiss ki nahi hoti koi classes ... it's just a hit with the masses

Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys

Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya ... bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya

Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai ... saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai

Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayenge ... dost ke dil se utar ke nahi, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge

Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai ... believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai

Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya ... toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?