Jokes | चुटकुले
#5917 | Male (आदमी)
Always smile u knw y?
Bcoz haso jiyo!
Muskurao! Khush raho!
Kya pata kal mujhse panga ho aur Hasne k liye Daant ne ho...
Bcoz haso jiyo!
Muskurao! Khush raho!
Kya pata kal mujhse panga ho aur Hasne k liye Daant ne ho...
#5916 | General (सामान्य)
Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???
Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka
bhala hoga
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???
Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka
bhala hoga
#5915 | Kid (बच्चा)
A student attached Rs.100 note to his test paper n wrote 'Rs.1 for 1 mark.'
Examiner was a sardar. He sent him Rs.81 back n wrote 'u got 19 marks keep the cange'.
Examiner was a sardar. He sent him Rs.81 back n wrote 'u got 19 marks keep the cange'.
#5914 | Kid (बच्चा)
Son: Mein school nahi jaaunga,
Mom: Kyu?
Son: Kaam Karunga,
Mom: 4th Class padh kar kya kaam karoga?
Son: 3rd class ki ladkiyon ki tution lungs:-)
Mom: Kyu?
Son: Kaam Karunga,
Mom: 4th Class padh kar kya kaam karoga?
Son: 3rd class ki ladkiyon ki tution lungs:-)
#5913 | Shopping (खरीदारी)
Lady - Shoes dikhaiye .
Shopkeeper : Kitnne number ka ?
Lady - 36 no.
Shopkr:Jaao madam jaao,ghar se soch kar nikla karo Kya lena hai!
Shopkeeper : Kitnne number ka ?
Lady - 36 no.
Shopkr:Jaao madam jaao,ghar se soch kar nikla karo Kya lena hai!
#5912 | Kid (बच्चा)
3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.
#5911 | Kid (बच्चा)
Beta: baap idhar aa
Baap: beta papa ko aise nahi bolte
Beta: to kaise bolte hai
Baap: izzat se
Beta: baap izzat se idhar aa
Baap: beta papa ko aise nahi bolte
Beta: to kaise bolte hai
Baap: izzat se
Beta: baap izzat se idhar aa
#5910 | In-Laws (ससुराल वाले)
Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon?
Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !
Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !
#5909 | Male (आदमी)
chor pakad ne ki machine bani 1din mein u.s mein 9 chor pakde gaye canada mein 40 china mein 11 india mein ................................................................
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..1 ghante mein machine chori hogayi
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..1 ghante mein machine chori hogayi
#5908 | Male (आदमी)
A Man went 2 NARAK,He saw GandhiJi Dancing with Mallika.Man askd 2 Yamraj:Gandhi ki saza itni mazedar kyo?Yamraj:abe saale Saza Mallika ko milli hai !
#5907 | Male (आदमी)
santa to halwai: tum kitne sal se jalebhi bana rhe ho.
halwai: 30 sal.
santa: tab bhi tum se jalebhi sidhi nahi bani!
halwai: 30 sal.
santa: tab bhi tum se jalebhi sidhi nahi bani!
#5906 | Male (आदमी)
Santa Asks Taxi Driver: Golden temple Jaaoge?
Taxi Driver: Haan Jaaunga.
Santa Ne Jeb Se Polythene Nikali aur Kaha 'Wapsi pe mere liye Langar Le Aana,,'-)
Taxi Driver: Haan Jaaunga.
Santa Ne Jeb Se Polythene Nikali aur Kaha 'Wapsi pe mere liye Langar Le Aana,,'-)
#5905 | Male (आदमी)
Innocnt joke of the day... Ek bar terro$ist ne budiya ke pas bomb rakh diya. Log chillaye- 'Budiya bomb hai' Woh sharmakar boli 'Aray woh to me jawani m thi
#5904 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Wife : Ek baat bolu??
Husband : Bolo
Wife : Maaroge to nahi?
Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?
Wife : mai pregnant hun
Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??
Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.
Husband : Bolo
Wife : Maaroge to nahi?
Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?
Wife : mai pregnant hun
Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??
Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.
#5903 | Male (आदमी)
Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO BOLO !!!
Husband: KON MAIN?
Wife: NAHI
HUMARA NAYA PAROSI
Husband: KON MAIN?
Wife: NAHI
HUMARA NAYA PAROSI
#5902 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye 'HAMARI MANGE....,
Piche se Awaz aye,'SINDUR SE BHARO....'.
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye 'HAMARI MANGE....,
Piche se Awaz aye,'SINDUR SE BHARO....'.
#5901 | Male (आदमी)
Gareeb mariz: Dr, mera paas paise nahi hai,ap mera elaj kr de to kbhi apke kaam aunga
Dr:kya kaam karte ho?
mariz:qabar khodta hun!n..........
Dr:kya kaam karte ho?
mariz:qabar khodta hun!n..........
#5900 | Male (आदमी)
aap kitne sundar
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sushil
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saral
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sache hain
aur hum hein ki
jhut pe jhut
bole ja rahe hein..........
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sushil
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saral
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sache hain
aur hum hein ki
jhut pe jhut
bole ja rahe hein..........
#5899 | Male (आदमी)
Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaon to bhok lagti hai, na sou to neend aati hai, zada kam kar k thak jata hoon.
Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho jao gaye.
Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho jao gaye.
#5898 | Male (आदमी)
Judge- is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar- nahin mai andha ho jaunga.
Judge- kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar- chashma kya tere baap ke kan p bethauga
Sardar- nahin mai andha ho jaunga.
Judge- kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar- chashma kya tere baap ke kan p bethauga
#5897 | Male (आदमी)
ONLY FOR STUDENTS:
Arz kiya hai...
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
YAHAN TO IMTIHANO NE hi ZINDAGI LE LI hai.
Arz kiya hai...
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
YAHAN TO IMTIHANO NE hi ZINDAGI LE LI hai.
#5896 | Male (आदमी)
Santa- yaar uth bhookamp aa raha hai! sara ghar hil raha hai..
Banta- Soja soja! Ghar girega to makaan malik ka girega! hum to kirayedaar hain
Banta- Soja soja! Ghar girega to makaan malik ka girega! hum to kirayedaar hain
#5895 | Male (आदमी)
Journalist: Aap ki ACTIVITIES kya haiN?
Meera: Hum 2 behnaiN aur 3 bhai haiN
Journalist: Bibi, aap ki activities poochhi haiN, aap k waalid ki nahiN!;-)
Meera: Hum 2 behnaiN aur 3 bhai haiN
Journalist: Bibi, aap ki activities poochhi haiN, aap k waalid ki nahiN!;-)
#5894 | Male (आदमी)
Lalu- Ek vidwaan ne kaha hai ki Moorkh aadmi ki biwi bahut sundar hoti hai..
Raabdi- Ab rehne bhi dijiye!
Aap ke paas to hamari taareef karne ke alawa kono ka!
Raabdi- Ab rehne bhi dijiye!
Aap ke paas to hamari taareef karne ke alawa kono ka!
#5893 | Male (आदमी)
DO MAINDHAK BAITHE THE.
EK BOLA- TARR
DOOSRA BOLA- TARR
PEHLA FIR BOLA- TARR
DOOSRA FIR BOLA- TARR
PEHLA BOLA- FARR
DOOSRA BOLA- AE TU TOPIC MAT CHANGE KAR...
EK BOLA- TARR
DOOSRA BOLA- TARR
PEHLA FIR BOLA- TARR
DOOSRA FIR BOLA- TARR
PEHLA BOLA- FARR
DOOSRA BOLA- AE TU TOPIC MAT CHANGE KAR...
#5892 | Male (आदमी)
Teacher - Kabir Ka Koi Doha Sunao.
Little Marwadi child answer - 'Kabir Salo Bewkoof doha diyo Banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo Manne diyo fasaye.
Little Marwadi child answer - 'Kabir Salo Bewkoof doha diyo Banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo Manne diyo fasaye.
#5891 | Male (आदमी)
Sardar ji ne apni girlfriend k kandhe par hath rakha aur dheere se bole- ' I love u'
Girlfriend-'Jor se bolo!'
Sardar ji- 'Jai mata di!'
Girlfriend-'Jor se bolo!'
Sardar ji- 'Jai mata di!'
#5890 | Male (आदमी)
Train chali, Sardar Ji ik Dibbe me Chad gaye.
TT bola: Q phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?
Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...
TT bola: Q phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?
Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...
#5889 | Male (आदमी)
Boy- ' I'm going to kiss u'
Girl- ' Khabardar! Main shor machaungi'
Boy- 'Par yahan to door door tak koi nahi hai'
Girl- 'Fir bhi Formality to karni padti hai'
Girl- ' Khabardar! Main shor machaungi'
Boy- 'Par yahan to door door tak koi nahi hai'
Girl- 'Fir bhi Formality to karni padti hai'
#5888 | Male (आदमी)
JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT: Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe ‘JATT’ kyon kehte hai?
JATT: Hum bina BAAT PE JAAN LE LETE HAIN.
RAJPUT: Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe ‘JATT’ kyon kehte hai?
JATT: Hum bina BAAT PE JAAN LE LETE HAIN.
#5887 | Male (आदमी)
Santa- Mujhse Wada Kar Ki Teri Biwi ki 1st Kiss mujhe Lene Dega.
Banta- Waada Hai Par Meri Bhi 1 Shart Hai
Santa- Wo Kya?
Banta- Mai Shaadi TeriBahan se Karunga
Banta- Waada Hai Par Meri Bhi 1 Shart Hai
Santa- Wo Kya?
Banta- Mai Shaadi TeriBahan se Karunga
#5886 | Male (आदमी)
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p