Jokes | चुटकुले

Ek budiya Ek bache se:
Soja DIPLOMA Soja!
Padosan:
Aapne use DIPLOMA Q?
kaha?
Bu:
Meri Beti College se
DIPLOMA lene Bombay gyi
thi,
Ye leke aayi hai

Judge-Tumhe Kanun Ka 'K' To Ata Nahi Hai
Vakil Kyu Bane?
Ab Kya Karoge?
Pappu-Judge Banunga

Santa-Aaj tere cell pe bade'I Luv U' k msg aa rahe hai.! Kya baat hai? Banta-(Fakr ke saath)'O kuch nahi ji, Aaj BIWI ka cell laya hu na..

India me bollywood hai
America me hollywood hai
to phir england me kya hai?

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Guess
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Collingwood..

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

Santa Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Me Le Gya

Aur Bola-
Ye Pehli Sadak He
Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers He
Aainda Hm Is Sadak pe Nai Aayega

Rita To RAAZ-Collage Me Sab Boys Muje Pataka Kehte Hai

RAAZ-Oh ! Kaho To Is Diwali Tumhe FOOD Du.

Santa-Boyfrnd-girlfrnd kya hota hai ?

Banta-Kuch nahi bas ladka-ladki hote hai,
jisme ek muskurati hai
Aur ek kharcha karta rehta hai.

Lrka lrki se-Jaan muje tumhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nazara nazr ata hai

Larky ka dost bola:
zara dekh ke batao meri bhens kaha hai

Santa-Jabse ye homogiri legal ho gayi hai mai bahut pareshan hu..
Banta-why..?
Santa-Arre, kya pata mera nalaayak beta kal BAHU layega ya JAMAAI..?

Museebat Mai Ho to
Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega..
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Balki
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Ye Socho Ke

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega

RAAZ: Maine kal easy load wale ko bewakoof banaya
FARAZ-Wo kese?
RAAZ- Maine usko 100 Rupey diye
or number galat likhwa diya..

RAAZ Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test Karwane Ka Kaha

Lekin Wo Test Ka Naam Bhool Gya

Thori Dair Sochne Ke Baad-

'Bhai Hamara CNG Kar Do

SANTA-Time Kya Hua H?
BANTA: 2
S-Apki Ghadi Radio Se Mili H?
B-Ji Nhi Sasural se

Judge-Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Chor-Ji Nahi, Hujur!

Judge-To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain..

1-Aap ki yaad

Jo buhot aati hai

2-LIGHT jo buhat jati hai

Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja
kar uske ghar ek beta hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?

MUSHKIL SINGH. !

RAAZ-DR.Meri BIWI Ne Petrol Pi Liya He
Or bhag Rahi He

DR-Tension Mat Lo
Jub
Petrol Khatam Ho Jayega To Wo Aa Jayegi

Techr-Bade Ho Kar Kya Banoge
RAAZ-Papa Kehta Hy Jitna Chahe Padh
Wo Nai Ban Sakta Jo Chahta Hy
Tchr-Kya Banna Chahty Ho?
R-'LADY DOCTOR'

Dipu-Tuje Tere Papa Talor Hai Or
Teri Shrt Fati He
Papu-Shrm Ki Bat To Ye He Ki
Tere Papa Dentst He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua

RAAZ bv k 7 film dek rha tha

film me jaj ne kaha-adalt 2 din bad apna faisla sunaygi

RAAZ ne tv band kr dya Or BV se kaha 2din bad dekhege

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

RAAZ-Mai Sab Dukan Gya Pr Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

RAAZ-Abe Santa Tu Yaha Baitha hai
Tere Dost ki Death ho gai hai

Tu Gaya Kyu Nai?

Sanat-Usne Mujhe Bulaya Hi Nahi

Ap ko pata He k
GABBAR ne THAKUR k hath hQ kate the

Gues

Q..ki Thakur Uske sms ka Reply Nai krta tha

AB TERA KYA HOGA JANIYA

Santa: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
santa: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha

Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du. 2sra frnd: dekhne me kaisi hai?
1dost: achi hai.
2sr: to fir mera number de de..

Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe santa se- Kaun sa station hai?Santa bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar 'lag to Railway Station raha hai'.

RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper
FARAZ-Ye Kya Hai?
R-Mri GF Ka Love Letter He
FARAZ-Magar Ye Toh Khali He
RAAZ-Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

RAAZ ne Darya mai Dubte hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya
Or Thori Dair Baad Dubara Phenk diya

Faraz-Aisa Q
RAAZ-Kahawat he
'Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal'

Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Santa -Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte

RAAZ ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata He
To
Wo Hr Ques K Neche

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Aisi Line Laga K Neche Likhta H
Scratch Kr K Answer Parh Lo

Ladki ka Baap: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho?
Ladka: 3 mahine se.

Baap: Me kaise yakin karu?
Ladkha: 6mahine rukiye yakin ho jayega!