dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Lips hai tere laal, kaale hai tere baal ... pehla aaya Anna, baad mein Kejriwal

Main kya karoon bhole, bhole bam bhole ... jis devi ne madad ka vachan diya, ussi ne haath todhe

Tumhari mansik isthithi aaj thodi gadbad lag rahi hai ... hum kal phir aayenge

Middle class baap se provident fund ke paise maangna ... unki kidney maangne barabar hai

Arre yeh tedha mooh karke kyun smile kar rahe ho ... Shahrukh Khan ho kya?

Rajai, lugai aur ladai hamesha barabar ki honi chahiye

Duniya mein do kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jinke saath hum peete hai ... doosre jinki wajah se hum peete hai

Bhala kya mel hai mera tumhare saath huzoor ... yahan pe bijli, toh haddi yahan par atki hai

Haathi chale bazaar ... kutta hagge hazaar

Duniya mein aise bhi log hai jinhe zung lagi goliyon se maarna padta hai ... agar goli se bach jaaye toh tetanus se toh mar jaaye

Yeh teen cheezein kaafi khatarnak hoti hai ... kaala coat, safed coat aur petticoat ... pata nahi kitne ghus gaye

Main na idhar dekhta hoon na udhar dekhta hoon ... bahut sochne ke baad kahin dekhta hoon

Tere yahan dil nahi hai ... ithe cocaine hai

Sharaab se liver kharab hota hai ... magar dil saaf rehta hai

Tere body ki dish purani hai ... par channel tanne jawani waale chahiye

(Khud ko Shahrukh Khan samjhe hai ke?) ... Shahrukh ka mazaak mat udhao ... manne bahut pasand hai ... jab woh ladki ke aankh mein aankh daalke dekhe hai na toh andhi ladki bhi patt jaave hai

Manne lage hai ki angrezi mein ladki jaldi pate hai ... I love you bolo aur uske baad seedha kiss hove hai

Yeh haath nahi hatauda hai hatauda ... mooh pe pada na ... daant popcorn ki tarah bahar aa jayenge

Videshi mooh se desi zubaan sunkar aisa lagta hai ... jaise kaanch ke glass mein kankar daalkar khakda diya ho kisi ne

Aasmaan ka rang aankhon mein leke utri hai ek videshi apsara ... pighal rahi hai baraf, pighal raha hai ek brahmachari ka dil zara zara ... kahin aisa toh nahi ki saawan ke andhe ko dikhta ho sab hara hara

Do tarah ke log hote hai ... ek woh joh pehle kamate hai, baad mein party karte hai ... aur doosre woh joh party karne ke baad, bill chukane ke liye gadhe jaisi mehnat karte hai

Hum baar baar janam lete hai karne ke liye ... achche karam

Do not let his wonder steal your thunder

Sabke saamne apahij hone ka raag ... aur asal mein bhaag Milkha bhaag

Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti

Pehle maroonga insaan ki tarah ... phir maroonga toofan ki tarah ... and finally maroonga Salman ki tarah

Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi

No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra

Tum dono bhai behan ne milkar meri maa behan kar di hai

Tumhare zakhmon pe blow karna mera job hai

Sikka hila toh fail!

Sikka hila toh pass!