dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Jahan life partners badal sakte hain ... toh naam kyun nahi?

Ghar mein devi jaisi bahu hai, toh phir tirth yatra ki kya zaroorat?

Jawani ayaashi ka ek khoobsurat mauka hai

Mere paas car hai lekin main phir bhi bekaar hoon

Tumne sar par isse chadaya tha, tumne itna kiya hai isko kharab ... tumhi har baat iski sunte the, tumhi dena biradari ko jawab

Jaise taise taalo isse ... lula landa jahan koi mil jaaye haath peele karo, nikalo isse

Shaadi ki tamanna thi kunware chale aaye ... jaise gaye vaise hi bechare chale aaye

Gazab ki maang hoti hai joh dil ko maang leti hai ... ek aaisi taang hoti hai joh dil ko taang deti hai

Tu kya bolega deewane ... hamare ghar mein pehda ho gaya tu kaise, kya jaane

Jawaani ek din humpar bhi aayi thi ... kisi se pooch le, us waqt bhi mehnat ki khai thi

Sochne ke waqt kahan, yeh koi aur gul khilayegi ... baat jungle ki aag hoti hai, lakh rokoge phail jayegi

Humse na kar mastiyan, mar gayi kya teri bhabhiyan ... ek do bhi nahi aath hai, tabhi toh iske yeh thaat hai

Makkhiyan behte na kyun kabar pe saudai ki ... uski mashooq thi beti kisi halwai ki

Kya khadi baatein banati hai ... khuda ka khauf kar, kyun aag is ghar mein lagati hai ... zara soorat toh dekh apni, tujhe Raanjha satayega ... tu jis raste se guzregi, woh us raste na jayega

Kyun matakti hai bahut ... aaj tanhayi khatakti hai bahut

Laila ke aangan mein joh bhangra ho gaya ... Majnu naacha aur yoon naacha ke langda ho gaya

Yeh aap log taaliyan baja rahe hai ... yah rummy ke patte baant rahe hai

Agar koi jawan potti jawan potte ko maarengi toh ... potta mar jayenga lekin potte ka dil joh hai fadhakta rahenga ... fatafat-fhat fatafat-fhat

Main all in one hoon ... main driver ka motor hoon ... main coach van ka ghoda hoon ... mail maali ka bhageecha hoon ... main kitchen ka bawarchi hoon

Jab bhi hamari tumhari mulaqat hoti hai ... koi na koi baat zaroor pehda hoti hai

Aye meri jaane-jigar, patthar ka seena cheerkar, sari deewarein todkar, sabko akela chhodkar ... toofano se lad jaonga, tujhko magar le jaonga aur apne ghar jake garam garam chai pilaonga ... aur reh jayenge sab taapte, ek dujhe ka mooh taakte ... band karke raste aur tumhare vaste gajar ka halwa laonga

Door se main aap nazar aata hoon ... zara paas aa jaon toh baap nazar aata hoon ... aur bhi paas aa jaon toh phir potato chaap nazar aata hoon ... aur agar bilkul paas aa jaon toh phir chup-chap nazar aata hoon

Aaj bajegi shehnai, ghar mein aayegi lugai ... main tere baap ka banoonga jamai

Yeh komal kali, naazon ki pali, misri ki gali ... hamare hi kul mein lagegi bhali

Kuch din pehle hum ek doosre ko jaante tak nahi the ... aur kuch hi dino mein do se ek ho gaye ... aur ab kuch hi dino mein teen

Yaar ki mehfil mein kab ki patt chuki gandheriyan ... jhadoo lekar aaye hai shayad uthane bediyan

Tumhare pati ka naam tha Dwarka ... maal peeta tha woh pehli dhaar ka ... utaara na le neembu ka na achaar ka ... phir bhair kaise na badhe bekaar ka

Kyun behti ho khoyi khoyi ... mere yogya hai seva koi?

Gareeb ka janamdin toh uska maramdin hota hai ... janamdin, khansi-din, cheek-din yeh sab ameeron ke hote hai

Hum itna din se apply apply aap no reply ... aaj hum apply nahin aaya aap reply

Murghe jaisi taange inki, bandar jaisa chehra ... yeh joh mere ghar aayenge baandke sar pe sehra?

Ration par bhashan bahut hai ... lekin bhashan par ration koi nahi