Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Ek ladki joh chhat se apne papa ko dhakel de, usse ka kehte hai batao? ... push-paa!

Koi atka hua hai pal shayad ... waqt main pad gaya hai bal shayad ... dil agar hai toh dard bhi hoga ... iska koi nahi hai hal shayad

Seeti bajhi rail ki alert ho jaiye ... ticket katti aapki, seedha upar jaiye

Soovar ko saala goo hi khana chahiye ... jahan usne gulkand pe mooh mara, haazma kharab hona hi hai

Ladki aadmi ko ganne se gudh bana deti hai

Gun chalane ke liye finger mein nahi backside mein dum hona chahiye

Aaise aaise surpises diye hai ... samne waale ne agle saal se birthday manana hi bandh kar diya

Bacha paida kahin bhi ho ... banta waisa hi hai jahan bada hota hai

'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye

Moongphali mein chilke aur laundiya mein nakhre na hote ... toh zindagi kitni aasaan hoti

Ek khwaab ne aankhen kholi hai ... kya modh aaya hai kahani mein ... woh bheeg rahi hai baarish mein ... aur aag lagi hai paani mein

Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!

Tabse gun chala raha hoon ... jabse tu apne maa ke andhar nahi, apne baap ke andhar tha

Hospital mein normal delivery hui thi ... iska matlab yeh toh pakka tha ki yeh abnormal upar se nahi tapka tha

Dawai aur shaadi mein badi similarity hoti hai ... dono agar time pe na mile na, bahut mushkil ho jaati hai

Meri vardi pe medal bahut lage hai ... par daag sirf ek

Machli chahe kitni bhi tezz ho ... ek baar kaante mein phas jaye toh kilo ke bhav bikti hai

Desi ka chota peg ... angrezi full botal ke barabar hai

Main case aur face kabhi nahi bhoolta hoon

Aaj ke baad agar tune mere dost ki taraf aankh bhi uthakar dekha ... toh Yamuna mein pani nahi ... tera khoon bahega

Rishtey ko mazboot hona chahiye ... majboor nahi

Mujhse joh dushmani modh leta hai ... uspe uparwaala reham toh kar deta hai, magar main nahi

Izzat, zillat, shohrat aur maut ... upar waale ke haath mein hai

Main tumhare saath bhuda hona chahta hoon ... tumhare wajah se nahi

Jisse zindagi ki parvah hoti hai ... maa kasam maarne ka mazaa us hi ko aata hai

Aap devil ke peeche, devil aapke peeche ... too much fun

Ek ek paisa gin lena thook laga ke ... yeh ho na ho hum toh traditional kaminey log hai

Pehda toh main bhi sharif hua tha ... par sharafat se apni kabhi nahi bani

Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho

Chehre par gussa, mann mein gaali ... goli bhi chalali ... phir bhi dono haath khali

Koi umeed bar nahi aati, koi soorat nazar nahi aati ... maut toh ek din moiyan hai, neend raat bhar kyun nahi aati ... pehle aati thi haal-e-dil pe hassi, ab kisi baat pe nahi aati

Mere bare mein itna mat sochna ... dil mein aata hoon ... samajh mein nahi