Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Shak jab tak kam hai toh theek hai ... bimaari ban jaaye toh musibat khadi kar deta hai

Age se kya karna hai ... jab mileage strong hai

Jiska haath kandhe par ho ... wahi gardan tak aasani se pahunchta hai

Aapka pasina garmi se nikla ya darr se?

Chicken aur chicks ... the two "Meows" of life

I'll write what is right

Tere paas do options hai ... ya apne pairon pe chal ... ya mere kandhe par

Agar good news nahi suna ... toh tera family bad news sunega

Main ghisne ke liye tayaar hoon ... ghiskar chalne ke liye nahi

Lalach khatam ... tarakki khatam

Kal tak mere paas tumhe na chune ke orders they ... aaj tumhari maarne ke tarike hai

Mumbai mein kuch log aane ke liye marte hai ... aur kuch aakar marte hai

Yahan se uthe toh seedhe gaon chale jaana ... kyun ki har baar taqdeer mein hospital nahi hoga

Kanoon ke haath lambe hote hai ... pair nahi

Mujhe seniors bulate hai firing dene ... ya criminals dhamki dene

Agar usse kuch hua toh goli aaisi jagah daloonga ... ki karobaar toh chhod ... tu din ke zaroori kaam karna bhi chhod dega

Hamare haathon arrest hone waale ... bail nahi maangte

Jab tak baithne ke liye na kaha jaaye sharafat se khade raho ... yeh police station hai tumhare baap ka ghar nahi

Sher Khan baimaani ka dhanda bhi imaandari se karta hai

Mumbai mein insaan ki keemat uski supari se hoti hai

Yeh nigahen nashtar, yeh honth kausar ... meri aagosh mein hosh bhi behosh hoga ... ab bhi waqt hai nikal lo bhailog ... nahi toh kal subah afsoos hoga

Yeh shokhi, yeh adaayen, yeh baankpan ... inki keemat bhala duniya tay kar sakti hai kya ... achcha chal itna bata teeno ka milake package mein kuch kam karti hai kya

Husn ka mazaak na uda ... kahin husn ke haathon tera mazaak na ban jaaye ... manchala hai, khoobsurat hai, magar ladka hai tu ... tujhe ladkon aur mardon mein fark kaun samjhaye

Badtameezi ek bimaari hai ... aaisi bimaari joh dheere dheere waqt ke saath budhape mein badal jaati hai ... main kehta hoon jab tak budhapa nahi aata ... todhi badtameezi hi kar lete hai

Shaadi ke basic concept mein hi jhol hai

Ishq meri sehat ke liye achcha nahi hai

Tum pehle bhi itni khoobsurat thi ... yah waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam?

Shaadi is dal chawal for pachaas saal till you die ... arre life mein thoda bahut keema pav, tangdi kabab, hakka noodle bhi hona chahiye nah?

Yaadein mithai ke dibbe ki tarah hoti hai ... ek baar khula toh sirf ek tukda nahi kha paoge

Tumhare jaisi ladkiyan flirting ke liye nahi ... ishq ke liye bani hai

Mujhe tumse pyar ho jayega ... phir se

Tumhari smile kitni dangerous hai pata hai? ... mere paas dil hota na, teri smile pe pakka aa jaata