Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Hum Bhudev hai ... bhooton ka dev!

Jab yeh haath kisi par desi tarike se padta hai na ... toh aadmi gendh ki tarah boundary se nahi ... stadium se bahar chala jaata hai

Hai bahut andhyar, suraj nikalna chahiye ... ho kisi tarah se bhi, mausam badalna chahiye

Sadde vich Gandhi bhi hai, Patel bhi hai ... teh thoda Bhagat Singh bhi hai

Jab haath kaatne ka waqt aayega na ... toh tumko haath uthane ka mauka bhi nahi milega

Pyar ki kahani jahan bhi kahi jaati hai ... dard ki lakeerein seena cheer jaati hai

Zinda wohi hai joh jhukta hai ... akadte toh sirf murda hai

Aam aadmi de andhar bhi bhoot rehnda hai ... usse bahar mat aane do ... bahar aa gaya na toh siyapa peh jayega

Duniya burri is liye nahi hai kyun ki burre logon ke haath mein taqat hai ... duniya burri is liye hai kyun ki achche log ek saath milkar apni taqat ka sahi istamal nahi karte

Is duniya mein gham bahut hai ... aur baantne waale haath bahut kam

Sardar jab dushman ko pakad leta hai na ... toh uski haddiyan tad-tadane lagti hai

Paapiyo se binti karo, samjhao ... agar woh phir bhi na maane, toh sabki bhalai ke liye ... talwar uthao

Bali hamesha bakre ki di jaati hai ... sher ki nahi

Yeh joh darr hota hai na ... aadmi ko janwar banne se rokta hai

Jaan na pehchaan ... free ki santaan

Hum bajaye toh kaano mein pain ... aur yeh paade bhi toh Tansen

Aadmi na, pant ke pappu ka ghulam hota hai

Aaj kal ke launde sab ek jaise hi hai ... khana kahin, peena kahin aur jeena kahin

Burger mein tikki rakhne se woh hamburger nahi ban jaata ... tikki burger hi rehta hai

Love vagehra ka khayali pulav maine taste karke pakakar chod diya hai

Tum pehda hi chalu huye the ... yah bade hoke koi infection lagi thi

Insaan ko jab pyar hota hai ... woh ek pal sahi sahi yaad karna mushkil ho jaata hai ... lekin woh pal jab pyar dil se udh jaata hai ... hamesha yaad rehta hai

Agar paisa chahiye toh pyar ko bhool jao ... aur pyar chahiye toh paise ko bhool jao

Main bhaagta nahi hoon ... bhagaata hoon

Dil ko dil se bas chookar woh sukh mil jaata hai joh ... badan ko badan se ghisat ghisatkar nahi milta

Jabse tumhe dekha hai ... maine tumpe apna naam likh diya hai

Agar kharab aadmi ke saath game kheloge ... toh itna yaad rakho ... usmein koi rules nahi rehte

Jab paise ki baat aati hai ... toh sabka dharm ek hi hota hai

Saand kitna bhi akela kyun na ho ... uski hifazat karne ke liye aaju baju baand zaroor rehte hai

Is vardi ka rang khaki kis liye hai pata hai? ... kyun ki yeh rang us mitti ka bhi hai jis mein har policewaala milne ke liye bhi aur milaane ke liye bhi tayar hai

Saale mein itna muscle hai ki kisiko bhi masal sakta hai

Jitna kaatna tha kaat diya ... ab kaatne ki baari meri