dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Kisi ne uske khilaf mooh khola na toh ho jaati hai ladai ... style marne ke chakkar mein maine agar kabhi haath khol diye toh beta ho jaati hai pitai

Meri maa kehti hai khate waqt roti aur maarte waqt bandhe ginna ... bahut buri baat hai

Connection bhi na kamaal ki cheez hai ... bas ho gaya toh ho gaya ... Wi-Fi, bluetooth se bhi zyada strong hai apna connection

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Tu Munna Bhai hoga lekin main Circuit nahi hoon ... tu Batman hoga lekin main Birdman nahi hoon ... tu hero hoga lekin ab main bhi hero hoon

Jab jawan ladki pyar mein jaan deti hai ... toh chudail ban jaati hai

Tum saala viagra khane waalon ka yehi problem hai ... shak bahut karte ho

Dilwale dulhania la rahe hai ... panditain hum aa rahe hai

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not

Abhe tune teri shakal dekhi hai ... chudail kahinki ... tere mooh pe toh main paadon bhi nahi

Tulsidas ji ne kaha hai ... ke matra pita se ooncha guru ka stann hota hai

Mooh ke sirf do hi kaam toh hai ... ek khana aur doosra bakna

Agar Bollywood cinema nahi hota toh shayad main nahi hota

Break-up ke dardiley dank se bachne ka ek hi upaai hai ... kabhi love ke jhoothe jaal mein padho hi mat ... if you won't hook-up, you won't break-up

Aaya tha Dharam Paris aap sabko hasane ke liye ... lekin aisa nanga kiya ek ladki ne usse ... ab toh kache banyan bhi nahi bache vapas jaane ke liye

Pyar mein padna is like investing in mutual funds ... hum sabko lagta hai baad mein jab mature hoga na, tab return dega ... joh hum nahi sochte hai woh yeh hai ... ki investing in mutual funds is subject to market risk

(Hum kyun nahi ek doosre ko I love you jaisi stupid baatein bolenge) ... Kyun ki phir sab emotional ho jaata hai, senty ho jaata hai aur masti ka the end ho jaata hai

Apun patang, woh apni dor ... woh morni, apun uska mor

Tereko udne ka hai na toh apun tera plane ban jayega ... agar tairne ka hai toh tera boat ban jayega ... agar girne ka rahega na toh parachute ban jayega ... neend aaya toh takiya ban jayega ... nahi aaya toh lori ban jayega

Kabhi kabhi jab logon ko kuch samajh na aaye ... toh usse moden art keh dete hai

Tu bahut aage jayega ... kyun ki tu jahan bhi jayega na ... log bolenge chal beta aage bhad

Itna gyaan mat baant ki khatam ho jaaye

Fans halla bhi karte hai aur hawa tight bhi

Galati toh hui thi mujhse ... par galati manne ki ek aur galati karne ka mood nahi tha

Laxmi samne se darshan dene ko tayaar hai ... aur aap joh hai line mein khade rehna chahte hai

Boyfriends na filmon ki tarah hote hai ... kuch time pass toh kuch blockbusters

Mauka hai, dastoor hai ... zakhaas raja, zakhaas rani aur raazi ... kyun na laga de Bollywood ki baazi

Maine diya baalon ka balidaan aur you're acting like Irrfan Khan ... thoda toh overacting banta hai na

Biwi bhi ek ajeeb tarah ki pehli hai ... saal bhar miya ko pareshan karke jeene nahi deti ... aur Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh ke marne nahi deti

Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi

Bangkok waala character hoke Haridwar waala feel mat de

Duniya mein do hi cheezon ki keemat hai ... ek zameeno ki, doosri kameeno ki