Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Love is loveless ... I am jobless

I keel dead peepal!

Agar ek ladki ne zakhm diya hai na ... toh marham sirf doosri ladki laga sakti hai

Saara paisa white hai ... karam mere black hai bas

Bholi Punjaban chidiya nahi cheel hai ... coffin mein aakhri keel hai

Pehle payment phir enjoyment

Joh mera paisa dooba ... toh main dugna tere pichwaade mein haath dalke nikalongi

Department tereko promotion dega ... pan retire main karega tereko

Raah se bhatakne ki bhool hote hi ... zindagi saath chhodna shuru kar deti hai

Mereko apna naam bahut bada karke janeka hai

Yakeen aur shak mein zara sa hi fasla hai ... koi shak?

Pehle bada upar jaata hai ... phir chota bada ban jaata hai ... simple

Apun ko apna shakal aur kirdaar mein koi confusion nahi hai ... apun jaisa kamina dikhta hai ... waisa hich hai

Aaropi ke khilaaf chargesheet pehle pakki karta hoon ... haath baad mein dalta hoon

Paisa khuda nahi hai ... par khuda kasam, khuda se kam bhi nahi hai

Mumbai mein har doosra aadmi traffic ke naam pe jhoot bolta hai

Ek baar kisi daayan ke saath so lo ... toh phir kisi aur ke saath neend hi nahi aati

Dono hamare andar hai ... achcha bhi aur bura bhi ... yeh hamare upar hai, hum kisko chune aur kiska saath de

Ek daayan ki saari shakti uski chhoti mein bandh hoti hai ... aur ek pechaaz ki saari shakti uski gardan mein bandh hoti hai

Daayan raat ki rani hoti hai

Chor ki kismat hamesha police ke haathon mein hoti hai

Ya toh chori nahi hogi ... ya chor nahi hoga

Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega

Maafi sazaa se badhke hoti hai

Kaam ka soocho ... Kamasutra ka nahi

Asli jeet badle ki nahi ... sapne ki hoti hai

Chor aur police ki sirf dushmani hoti hai

Aaye toh the sharafat se ... lekin jayenge toh dhoom machake

Hoshyari, tarkieb aur dokha ... teeno mil jaaye toh log usse jadoo samajhte hai

Joh duniya ko namumkin lage ... wahi mauka hota hai ... kartab dikhane ka

Maskarre ka khel dhokhe ka khel hota hai ... jis mein audience ko lagta hai ki jeet unki ho rahi hai ... lekin jeette hum hai, hamesha

Bande hain hum uske, hum pe kiska zor ... umeedo ke suraj, nikle chaaron aurr ... iraade hai fauladi, himmati har kadam ... apne haatho kismat likhne, aaj chale hain hum