Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Mere seene mein dil nahi dost ... jigar hai jigar ... aur woh kabhi tootta nahi

Gusse kaante ko, kaante se hi nikalna padta hai

Staff hi malik ko banata hai ... malik staff ko nahi

Is game mein timing sahi honi chahiye

Agar yeh paise fridge mein rakhte hai ... toh dahi kya bank mein jamate hai

Empires ki neev laashon par hi rakhi jaati hai

Pasina bahane se kai achcha hai khoon bahao ... apna nahi doosro ka

Khoon aur pasina neeche ki taraf behte hai ... magar paisa upar ki taraf

Ladaiyan sasti nahi hoti ... aur agar sasti hoti toh har koi nahi ladh leta

Apno ki keemat sapno se zyada hoti hai

Behisaab power ya beshumar paisa ... in dono mein se mujhe ek toh chahiye

Baadshahat bhaichare ko nahi dekhti

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X

Teri zulfon se chanti aati bulb ki roshni ko dekh aaisa laga ... jaise kisi jharoke se chaand jhaank raha ho

Tum kya leke aaye the, kya leke jaoge ... nange chale aaye the, nange hi chale jaoge

Raat kitni hi bhayanak kyun na ho ... subah zaroor hoti hai

Pyar toh sabko hota hai ... par poora kahan sabka hota hai

Jaane kya baat hai usmein joh mujhe kisi aur mein nazar nahi aati ... kya kashish hai un aankhon mein ki main nazar hata nahi paati ... kya hai joh mujhe har pal hairan kiya karta hai ... kya hai joh main tasavvur se mitta nahi paati

Woh kehte hain kabhi aur, kabhi aur hota nahi ... dil bhi toh nadan unke sivah kahin aur khota nahi ... hum mangte hai ek saans, ek dhadkan, ek nigaah ... woh kabhi aur de jaate hai ... par yeh kambakht kabhi aur, kabhi aur hota nahi

Woh aaj humse mile anjaano ki tarah ... hum yunhi raah take baithe the deewanon ki tarah ... har nigaah mein aur door chale jaate hai ... humse nazar churate hai baimaanon ki tarah ... hum yunhi raah take baithe the deewanon ki tarah

Koi galati itni badi nahi hoti ... jisse zinda rakhne ke liye zindagi ka gala ghoont diya jaye

Humne joh ki thi mohabbat aaj bhi hai ... teri zulfon ke saaye ki chahat aaj bhi hai ... raat katti hai aaj bhi khayalon mein tere ... deewanon si woh meri haalat aaj bhi hai ... kisi aur ke tasavvur ko uthti nahi, baimaan aankhon mein thodi si sharafat aaj bhi hai ... chaha ki ek baar chahe phir chhod dena tu ... dil todh tujhe jaane ki izaazat aaj bhi hai

Aakhe body pe nahi lagaya angaar, toh apun bangaar

Tu dil pe jhadu aur aankhon pe poocha maarke soja

Itna bhari software download karoge ... toh in sab ki hard disk crash ho jayegi

Bank account mein paisa nahi hai toh kya hua ... idhar sukoon ka fixed deposit hai

Teri naak nikaal ke peeche daal doonga ... saale soong soong ke wahi mar jayega

Apun ka khopi ka jhopdi satka na ... toh tera hasti ka basti mitt jayega

Aye biscuit, aur ek baar chapri bola na saale ... chai mein dubo dungi, idhar-hich dhila hoke tapak jayega

Mana isne naam nahi kamaya, mana isne rupaiya paisa nahi kamaya ... lekin ameer aadmi hai ... kyun ki isne ek dost kamaya

Is baar stage pe na laye angaar ... toh sochna hum sab bangaar

Tum sab wohi dance karoge joh pura India karta hai ... woh dance joh sab ko baanta nahi, kareeb lata hai ... woh dance jisse dekh ke chup chap baith nahi sakte, joh sabko nachane par majboor kar deta hai ... wohi dance joh saalon se karte aaye ho, hamesha karte ho, shaadion mein karte ho, India jab cricket match jeetta hai tab karte ho, Ganpati visarjan mein karte ho ... wohi ek dance discipline se nahi hota ... hota hai sirf dil se ... "ABCD" - Any Body Can Dance!