Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Don't angry me!

Science jism ko jaanta hai ... aatma ko nahi

Filmon mein acting karna mera pesha hai ... meri pehchaan nahi

Film wohi kamyab hoti hai ... joh dil se banayi jaye ... akal se nahi

Meri zindagi, meri khushiyan sab mera career hai

Woh pyar joh hum apne aap se nahi, balki aurron se karte hai ... jab hum sirf apne liye hi nahi, aurron ke liye bhi jeete hai ... woh raaz hai, jiska naam zindagi hai

Khuda humko aaisi khudai naa de ... ke apne sivah aur kuch dikhai naa de

Ab mere paas khushiyan nahi, sirf gham hi gham hai ... ab mere paas logon ki bheed nahi, sirf akelapan hai

Tumhari expiry date khatam ho gayi hai

Aakhri twist villian ka nahi ... hamesha hero ka hota hai

Joh zyada aage chalta hai usse yeh pata nahi chalta ... ki kab uske peeche poori game palat gayi ho

Ek police waale ka dimaag bhaagte bhaagte thakar jab behat jaata hai ... ek shatir chor ka dimaag wahan se daudna shuru karta hai

Gaadiya videshi look mein achchi lagti hai ... aur foreigners hamesha Indian sanskar mein achche lagte hai

Retire sirf police waale hote hai ... chor nahi

Agar bada player banna hai ... to risk bhi badi leni padti hai

Main sab dharmon ka aadhar karta hoon ... aur kisi bhi dharm mein maanta nahin

Mazhab insaanon ke liye banta hai ... mazhab ke liye insaan nahi bante

Sachchi baat hoti hai na woh sharaab se bhi zyada kadvi lagti hai

Maine sirf insaan banaya ... aur insaan ne yeh jaat, paat, dharm, mazhab ka dhanda shuru kiya

Jaise ek bakht bhagwan ke bina adhoora hota hai ... waise hi bhagwan bhi ek sachche bakht ke bina adhoora hota hai

Jahan dharm hai na, wahan satya ke liye jagah nahi hai ... aur jahan satya hai truth hai, wahan dharm ki zaroorat hi nahi hai

Main Krishna hoon is liye chamatkar karta hoon ... chamatkar karta hoon is liye Krishna nahin hoon

Tu gori main kala ... dono ka banega garam masala

Jab main paida hua toh mera rang black and white tha ... aur jab main jawan hua main rangeen ho gaya

Film mein location hi location hai, situation hai hi nahi ... film mein star hi star hai, story hai hi nahi ... film mein action hi action hai, bomb hi bomb hai ... sex aur comedy kam hai

Yeh show business hai ... is mein joh dikhta hai woh bikta hai ... lekin woh kahan dikhta hai isse tay hota hai ki woh kitne mein bikta hai

Saari baatein har ek ko nahi batayi jaati

Yah toh top pe raho ... nahi toh chup raho

Tu akela harami pehda nahin hua

Apneya de samne gas chodke pyar badta hai

Dil, dimaag aur body mein fight chal raha hai

Kissing handshake se zyada hygienic hai