Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Comedy picture ke thakele joker log

Aye hit film ke flop hero log

Aye ujhdi hui riyasat ke rajkumar

Roz nau baje Bachchan sahab TV pe aakar chilate the ... ki Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati ... tab main samjha ki crorepati banane ke liye ... sabe pehle "Con" banana zaroori hai

Wafaadari, imaandari, khuddari aur zimmedari ... in charon ki saajedari se aaj Kabir Nayak itne paise waala hai

(Kahan tak padhe ho tum?) ... Dus bajhe tak ... nau bajhe school shuru hua ... jab ek ghanta ho gaya toh principal sahab samajh gaye ... ki ghanta main kuch padh sakta hoon

Mere dushman samajh rahe the main ab kabhi lautke na aaunga ... ek gumnaami ka samundar hai, us mein hi jaake doob jaaunga ... abhi baaki meri kahani hai, sari duniya ko joh sunaani hai ... mujhe pehchano, dekho main hoon kaun ... aa raha hoon palat ke main hoon Don, Don, Don

Don aadmi ka naam bhool sakta hai ... lekin ye nahin bhoolega ... ki usse dafnaaya kahan hai

Mujhe apne aap ko zinda rakhna suit karta hai

Koi saboot nahin ... toh koi guneghaar nahin

"Sir" ... Sir bahut sharif sa lagta hai ... call me Don

Don ke dushman ... Don ke haathon marne ke liye hi paida hote hai

Mujhe logo ka khoon karne ka koi shaunk nahin ... wohi mujhe majboor kar dete hain

Taqat ek nasha hai ... aur main us nasha banane waali factory ka eklauta maalik hoon

Kisne kaha ki chamatkar nahin hote ... zara mujhe kareeb se dekho

Taqt ki parvah badshah se zyada uske vazir ko hoti hai

Don ke dushman ko yeh baat hamesha yaad rakhni chahiye ... ki Don kabhi kuch nahin bhoolta

Don ke samne aadmi ke paas sirf do raaste hote hain ... maan jaye ya mar jaye ... jaisi uski marzi

Don apne doston ka haal pooche na pooche ... apne dushmano ki khabar hamesha rakhta hai

Isse pehle ki Don ka dushman apni pehli chaal chale ... Don apni agli chaal chal chuka hota hai

Mujhe andhera pasand hai ... tumhare aane waale kal ki yaad dilata hai

Commonwealth games ke baad Hindustan mein zimmedari nahi uthana common baat ho gayi hai

Hindustan mein sirf teen hi cheezein chalti hai ... films, cricket aur shaadiyan

Kahi baar ... do achche log milkar ek achchi life nahi bana sakte

Inki shaadi ki chewing gum mein se dhere dhere taste chala gaya hai ... ab naahi usse ughal sakte hai aur naahi nighal sakte hai

Usse dekhte hi dil mein sainkado ghantiya Dolby Digital mein bhajne lagi baar baar ... mil gaya mujhe mera life long pyar

Dono ne ek achcha sa mahurat nikaal ke ... shubh talaak lene ka tay kiya

Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga ... email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga ... tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga

Pyar hai zaroori aur usse must hi manoonga ... last saans tak tujhe first main chahoonga

Aapki 'V' kab gayi?

Yeh joh pyar mohabbat ishq hai, is mein meetha meetha risk hai ... yeh kaisa prem game hai, jis mein sab kuch toh fix hai ... dil ke aaine ko dekho, tera chehra us mein mix hai

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