dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Filmein toh kayi banti hai ... lekin film asal mein woh hoti hai joh release hoti hai

Baba ki godh mein ghus ja tel laga ke ... bhootni ke chale aate hai taang uthake yahan pe

Lakshmi darwaaze par hoti hai aur badnaseeb insaan mooh dhone gaya hota hai ... lekin yahan toh saala yeh hugne gaya tha

Apne dukhon ka khadhhar road ab khatam hone jarela hai ... aur khushiyon ka flyover aane jarela hai

Yahan sadak par bheek mil jaati hai, chokri mil jaati hai ... naukri waukri nahi milti

Picture jab housefull hota hai na ... toh ticket us-hich ko milta hai jiski manager tak pehchan ho

Abhi toh apan small se large hua hai ... abhi patiala hona baki hai

Dheere dheere pyar ko badhana hai aur hadh se guzar jaana hai ... pyar, mohabbat, dosti, I don't know ... lekin woh joh hadh se guzar jaane waala part hai na ... woh ho jayega

Phatte tak pee phir phatte tak jee!

Shaadi ke baad aadmi aadmi nahi rehta hai ... ATM machine ban jaata hai ... farmaish dalo paisa nikalo

Vakil do tarah ke hote hai ... ek woh joh kanoon janta hai ... aur doosra joh judge ko janta hai

Ek naari se itno ko pyar ... do shikaar ek chowkidar

Is duniya mein sirf do hi kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jeevit aur doosre vivahit

Choriyon ko jahan bhi proposal ka andesha ho ... unhe do hi jagah nazar aati hai ... courtroom aur washroom ... courtroom se shaadi ho jaati hai aur washroom se azaadi

Kahan ki eenth, kahan ka roda ... kahan pe jaake mattha phoda

Prince charming milne se pehle ... bahut saare mendako ko kiss karna padta hai

A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple

Raah chalte buddu banate hai dost ... cold drink bolke daru pilate hai dost ... girlfriend bolke auntyon se milwaate hai dost ... kitne bhi kamine ho, par yaad bahut aate hai dost

Jism ke x-ray ka toh suna tha ... lekin aap toh character ka bhi kar lete hai

Bachchon se haath nahi milaya jaata hai ... unhe aashirwad diya jaata hai

Kisi fan se latkakar tumhe aaisa ghumaonga ... ki bhool jaoge ki insaan ho ya latoo

Jab meri chalti hai toh tumhari kyun jalti hai?

Film tab tak flop nahi hoti jab tak uska poster nahi utar jaata

Meri maar dawai ki tarah hai ... jab bhi tu aaisi koi harkat karega ... tujhe dose zaroor milega

Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga ... jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai

Raja ka beta bhale hi nanga pehda ho ... magar hota woh rajkumar hi hai

Ekdum zehar ho tum

Manushya joh hai woh aata hai jaane ke liye ... aur hum andar ja rahe hai bahar aane ke liye

Tu do baar BA karega na ... phir bhi BABA nahi ban sakta

Ek fool hi shaadi ko foolproof banane ki sooch sakta hai

Shaadi se zyada khatarnak hote hai ... shaadi ke side effects

Biwi apne pati ke bina reh sakti hai ... par apni bai ke bina nahi