Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Jeena haraam kar diya hai hamara ... sabun, towel, bedroom, bathroom ... poore ghar pe kabza kar chuka hai

Mujhe susu aayi hai

Jab koi marta hai ... toh akela nahi marta

Ho jeb mein jab sirf pachaas dollar ... pooche kyun sawaal aaise uthake collar ... jode hai humne paise gin gin ... ho sadaa pyara motel "Happy Inn"

Ladkiya hamesha ek doosre se aaise kyun milti hai ... jaise abhi abhi pagal khane se nikli ho

Mujhe tumhe waise dekhne mein koi interest nahi hai

Pata nahi tum kaun se zamane se transport ho kar aaye ho

Woh wish hi kya joh aasaan ho, jisse paane mein na ho todhi si ladai ... mile toh lage kuch hai paaya, varna zindagi toh humne bus yun hi bitai

Marne ke liye tumhe kitne bhi reasons mil jaye ... jeene ke liye bas ek hi wajah kaafi hoti hai

Kya tum chahati ho ki main chahun ki yeh hamari pehli date ho?

Pyar kisi ke plan karne se nahi hota ... pyar mein koi kisi ke saath zabardasti bhi nahi kar sakta ... pyar toh bas ho jaata hai ... kahin bhi, kabhi bhi aur kisi ke saath bhi

Hum koi fairy tale mein nahi Delhi mein rehte hai ... yahan rainbows nahi traffic ka dhuan hai ... raat ko aasman mein ek bhi tara saaf-saaf dikhe na ... utna hi bahut hai

Apne aap ko achcha samajhna achcha hai ... par sabse achcha samajhna?

Pyar bahut mushkil se milta hai, aur agar mil jaye ... toh usse aasani se jaane nahi dena chahiye

Thoda butter, thoda drama aur thoda tears mix karo ... and papa ki koi bhi na yes ho jaati hai

Hum ladte hai toh sirf isliye ... taaki baad mein ek doosre ko mana sake

Agar main tumhe kho doongi na ... toh main khud ko kho doongi

Main duniya ki sabse sundar ladki toh nahi hoon, sabse smart bhi nahi hoon ... par uski nazar mein main hoon

Tum ne mujhe zindagi ka sahi rasta dikhaya hai ... galat aur sahi mein fark dikhaya hai ... sehna sikhaya hai, samajhna sikhaya hai, dosti nibhana sikhaya hai ... aur chahna bhi

Pyar koi toofan nahi hai joh aaye aur duniya badal de ... woh toh zindagi ke chote chote lamhon mein hota hai

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Kitni baar kaha hai car saaf karte waqt ... bekaar logon se baatein mat kiya kar

Logon ke yahan Laajvanti, Gunvanti, Bhagvanti aati hai ... mere yahan Kharchvanti aa gayi hai

Kya? ... love marriage

Mai marr bhi jaoonga lekin yeh gullu gullu nahi karoonga Mala ke saath

Awaaz neeche!

Shaadi pyar ka the end hai

Talwar utha le aur apne adhikar ko cheen ke nahin ... kaat ke le

Jail to hamra sasural hai bhaiya ... roz item girl party hogi

Total sarvanash!

Aaisa kagaz ke tukdo se hum subah subah paikhane mein apna ... tarbuj pochte hai

Insaan ki jaat usse achcha bura nahi banati ... uske karam usse achcha bura banate hai