Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Maut tere liye bahut aasaan sazaa hogi ... main tujhe zinda rakhoonga aur teri har saans mein maut ki bechaini bhar doonga ... taaki tu sari zindagi is hi tarah tadap-tadapkar jeeta rahe

Paschatap ke aasoon insaan ke bade se bade paap ko doh dalta hai

Aadmi kitni hi oonchai par kyun na pahunch jaye ... aakash mein ghar nahi bana sakta ... usse sukoon is dharti ki gaud mein hi milta hai

Adalat se jab kisi ko saza-e-maut milti hai ... toh Rashtrapati ke paas mercy appeal karke maut se bach sakta hai ... lekin Dada Thakur jab kisi ko maut ki sazaa sunata hai ... toh uske liye zindagi ke sare raste band ho jaate hai

Insaan duniya ki har jung jeet sakta hai lekin ... maut ke aage usse haarna hi padta hai

Jurm ki duniya mein waqt aur mauke ke hisaab se chalna padta hai

Yeh shehar jurm ka bhayanak jungle hai ... aur main is jungle ka sher hoon

Dushman ke paas agar taqat ke saath saath dimaag bhi ho ... toh vaar uske haath pe nahi, gardan pe karna chahiye

Jurm ki duniya mein wafaadar dost ... kabhi bhi gaddari kar sakta hai

Yeh zindagi ek jung ka maidan hai ... yahan sar uthakar jeene ke liye insaan ko har kadam par ladna padta hai ... kabhi waqt ke saath, kabhi halaat ke saath aur kabhi maut ke saath

Yeh hamare hero hai ... ek phone aaya aur pet kharab ho gaya

I'm just a stupid common man

They asked us this question on a Friday, repeated it on Tuesday ... I'm just replying on Wednesday

Aam aadmi ki tarah jiyo, aam aadmi ki tarah bardaash karo aur aam aadmi ki tarah marro

Aapke ghar mein cockroach aata hai toh aap kya karte hai Rathore Sahab? ... aap usko paalte nahi maarte hai

Koi madharchod button dabakar mere liye yeh faisla nahin karega ... ki mujhe kab marna hai

Koyle ko kitna bhi dho lo ... Surf se, Nirma se, Rin se ... woh hamesha kaala ka kaala hi rehta hai

Agar yeh aasoon nahi ruke na ... toh is shehar mein tsunami aa jayega

Burai kitni bhi badhi kyun na ho ... achchai ke samne bahut choti lagti hai

Yeh aankhen nahi camera hai ... aur is camere ne aapke andhar ke kalakar ko pechaan liya hai

Yeh sharif log bahut badmash hote hai ... sharafat ki zubaan nahi samajhte hai

Pyar bhi bahut pyara hota hai

Iske baad tum logon ne mereko loan ke liye phone kiya na ... toh apne aapko yahan se chhudane ke liye tum log apne hi bank se loan lena padega

Signal pe rukne waale har ek aadmi ke bheje mein ek-hich tension rehta hai ... ki kab yeh signal apna rang badle aur kab woh idhar se nikal jaye ... idhar bitayele dus se pandra second bhi, saale ko ghante ke maafit lagte hai

Apun ke signal pe rukne waali yeh sab gaadiyan hai na ... apne model aur keemat ki oonch neech ko ek taraf rakh ... kandhe se kandha milake aaise khadi rehti hai na ... maano ki apne signal ko izzat de rehli ho

Ladki ho ya cigarette ... tereko dono phokat mein lene ki aadat padh gayi hai

Zindagi mein cool hone ke liye ... namakool hona chahiye re

Yahan pe baat boli se nahi ... goli se chalti hai re

Shaadi ke baad toh ajnabi apne ban jaate hai ... aur apne ajnabi

Chance diya nahi jaata ... chance liya jaata hai

Kuch zakhm aaise hote hai joh bhar toh jaate hai ... lekin zindagi bhar ek nishaan banke reh jaate hai

Edison bhai ki roshni hum par padhti rahe