Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Tu marega nahi ... tu sadega!

Zindagi mein insaan ko sirf do ya char aaise mauke milte hai ... joh woh keh sakta hai ki humne zindagi mein kuch kiya hai

Sirf Hindustan chhoda hai ... Hindustaniyat nahi

Jeetna bhi ek aadat hoti hai ... joh dheere dheere aati hai

Kya udibaba udibaba ... chalti to hai nahi ... udibaba udibaba

Meri unglioon ki raftar ... tumhare pairoon ki raftar se zyada tezz hai

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

Har baap ka ek baap hota hai ... aur usse hum dadaji kehte hai

Jo khel tumne mere saath khela ... wahi khel main tumhare saath khelungi

Yeh dimag hai na is a very fascinating thing ... yeh kab, kahan, kaise humpar chaal chale ... koi bhi nahi bol sakta

Che mahine ke baad sab biwiyan bhoot ban jaati hai

Shaadi ke baad duniya ki har ladki nazar aati hai ... biwi dikhai nahi deti hai

Aye silent movie ... thoda sound de na

Jab log kisi ke kareeb aa jaate hai ... toh ek doosre ki tarah baatein karne lagte hai

Life mein insaan ko ek galati maaf hai

Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai

Aadmi budha tab hota hai ... jab uske andhar jeene ki ichcha khatam ho jaati hai

Impress karne ke liye pachees lakh ka haar bhi de sakta tha ... lekin bina price tag ke aapko lagega pachees rupaiya ka hai ... aur price tag ke saath de nahi sakta

Khana banana duniya ki sabse badi kala hai

Shaadi woh keemat hai joh ek aadmi sex ke liye chukata hai ... sex woh keemat hai joh ek aurat shaadi ke liye chukati hai

Ek chef ka kaam hai doosron ki taste ko bina taste kiye pehchanna

Tu sad-sad kyun hai, happy-sad kyun nahi ... hum sad kyun hote hai ... kyun ki mann bhaari hai, heavy heavy ... mann kab heavy heavy hota hai ... jab mann ko koi hurt karta hai ... mann ko kaun itna hurt kar sakta hai ... joh mann ke very very close hota hai ... mann ke very very close kaun hota hai ... jiske saath mann very very happy feel karta hai ... happy tha, is liye sad hai na ... so be happy-sad, not sad-sad

Dil mein joh hai woh bol dena chahiye ... aaise dabake nahi rakhna chahiye ... acidity ho jaati hai

Injury hai, jaate jaate jayegi

Hindustani womens hockey na kuch kar payee hai ... na kuch kar payengi

Marr ke aayenge ... lekin haar ke nahi aayenge

Chaandi ko sone mein badalne ki koshish kar raha hoon

Har team mein sirf ek hi gunda ho saktha hai ... aur is team ka gunda mein hoon

Is team ko sirf woh players chaiye jo pehle India ke liye khel rahe hain, India ... phir apni team mein apne saathiyon ke liye ... aur uske baad bhi agar thodi bahut jaan bach jaye toh apne liye ... state government ki naukri ya railway flat ke liye nahin

Ek galati toh sabko maaf hoti hai ... sabko?

Apne hi desh mein mehmaan bankar koi khush kaise ho sakta hai

Pehli baar kisi gore ko India ka tiranga leharate hue dekh raha hoon