Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Shaadi ke pehle pyar bahut zaroori hai ... kyun ki shaadi ek gaadi ki tarah hai ... jitna zyada chalao utna better andaza hota hai ki kab dhakka dekar start karna hai

Time time ki baat hai, kabhi din hai kabhi raat hai ... khatam ho jaye joh coffee ke bina, woh mulaqat koi mulaqat hai

Shareer keval aatma ka pratibimb hota hai

Nahin karoonga main ... aur suno, tujhe bhi karne nahin doonga

Silver Mani light matters mein comedy karte hai ... serious matters mein murder

Taqat logon ko jodhne se badhti hai ... unhe khilaaf karne se nahi

Aadmi ko maarne se pehle ... uski sooch ko maarna zaroori hai

Koi bhi faisla chunaav se hona chahiye ... dabaav se nahi

Sarkar ek system hai jisme janta bhi ek hissa hai

Main kisiko soochne se nahi ... karne se rokta hoon

Jiske paas power hai ... uska wrong bhi right ho jaata hai

Nazdiki fayda dekhne se pehle ... door ka nuksaan sochna chahiye

Mujhe joh sahi lagta hai main karta hoon ... woh chahe bhagwan ke khilaaf ho, samaaj ke khilaaf ho, police, kanoon ... yah phir poore system ke khilaaf kyun na ho

Inke logic ka joh switch hai na woh hamesha off rehta hai ... aur agar galati se kabhi on bhi ho gaya ... toh regulator joh hai na hamesha zero pe hi rehta hai

Do tarah ke Indians hote hai ... ek jinpe tum bharaso nahi kar sakte ... aur doosre jinhe tum bardaasht nahi kar sakte

Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante ... "Ghosts of the kicks not listening to the talks"

Funny guy, senses of humor ... I like that

You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums

When in the Rome ... do the Romans

Wife working ... husband jerking

Sachchai recipes ki tarah hoti hai ... kuch batane mein mazaa hai, kuch chupane mein

Yeh koi Hindustani sulabh shauchalay nahi ... jahan bandh hone waali cheez khulti nahi aur khulne waali cheez bandh nahi hoti

I don't the trust Indians ... (sorry) ... eggjactly

Maan na maan ... no mehmaan

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Main perfect nahi hoon, tum perfect nahi ho aur zindagi kabhi perfect nahi hogi ... par tum mere liye hamesha perfect hogi

Bhere izz my passport and biza

Jeevan mein kabhi kabhi aaisa waqt aata hai ... jab aapko apne zindagi mein sabse pyari cheez aur zimmedariyo ke beech mein chunana padta hai

To understand you ... the elephant wear underwear ... easy

Jahan munafa na ho ... wahan bilkul waqt barbad nahi karna chahiye

Aapki har baat paison se shuru hoti hai ... aur paison par khatam hoti hai

Ek phool do maali ... din paali ki raat paali