Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Koi toh jalwa Khuda ke vaaste deedar ke kabil dikhai de ... sangdil toh mil chuke hai sainkado ... koi ail-e-dil toh dikhai de

Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko ... kaise teerandaz ho tum, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko

Tu bhola bhala hai dil, bekaar rulaya jayega ... in shok haseeno se milkar, wallah bahut pachtayega

Tum log society ka kachra hai ... main society ka jamadar

Senior officers hai na mausam ki tarah hote hain ... badalte rehte hai

Hum sab system ka hissa hai ... system decide karta hai, apun follow karta hai

Kab tab aurat sehti rahegi ... kab tak Sita agnipariksha deti rahegi ... kab tak Draupadi ka vastraharan hota rahega ... ab bas!

Mard tab tak hi mard hota hai jab tak aurat usse mard samajhti hai

Aurat jab tak mard se prem karti hai tab tak hi sehti hai ... aur jab nafrat karti hai toh Chandika banti hai

Uparwaala shayad insaan ko utna hi dukh deta hai ... jitna woh seh sake

Chup chap chala ja yahan se ... varna tere right ke saath saath left thopda bhi chaupat kar doonga

Kabhi kabhi criminal ko pakadne ke liye ... no entry mein ghusna padta hai

Kahi baar choti choti nadaaniyo se nuksaan bada ho jaata hai

Aaj ke baad dubara koi aaisi harkat ki na ... toh yeh haath khane ke layak toh kya ... dhone ke layak bhi nahi rahega

Waqt hai ... waqt se pehle sambhal jao

Bahut pehle maine seekha tha ki kisi bhi jagah duty join karo ... toh ek din pehle join karo ... asliyat bahar aa jati hai

Aurat pe haath uthana ... namard ki pehli nishaani hai

Hum tere pairon ke neeche ki zameen itni garam kar denge ... ki tere jooton tak mein chaale padh jayenge

Billi ke nakhoon badh jaane se ... billi sher nahi ban jaati

Kafan ka kapda aur dafan ki zameen ki tayaari kar lena ... kyun ki jis din woh mila mujhe ... us din woh andhar nahi jayega ... seedha upar jayega

Tum hamesha jeetne waale ghodhe par hi paisa lagate ho ... aur main jis ghodhe par paisa lagata hoon ... usse jeetna hi padta hai

Ateet hamare bas mein nahi hota hai ... na hi bhavishya hamare kabze mein hota hai ... toh uske baare mein soch ke kya fayda? ... sirf ek cheez par hamara control hota hai ... woh hai aaj, yeh pal joh hamara hai

Agar ek maut se nau jaane bachti hai, toh bachani chahiye ... yahi army ka asool hai

Bheek mein mile desh aur daan mein mile hathyaron ke dum par itna bhaunkna theek nahi

Ek doonga rakhke mooh pe ... soo jayega Juhu pe

Mujhe tum logon ko chance deke ... chance nahi lena hai

Kamine ka bhai kutta kamina hota hai

Halaat bahut chote hote hai ... lekin insaan bahut bada

Jinke irrade buland ho ... woh sadko ki nahi, aasmano ki baatein karte hai

Jis din hamara sar ghum gaya na ... toh yahan par kabristan hi kabristan honge

Chehre toh aksar dokha dete hai ... sach toh aaine bola karte hai

Pyar baantoge pyar milega ... nafrat baantoge nafrat milegi