dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Hum jaise purane paapi agar bhagwan ko pyare hone lage ... toh uske reputation ka kya hoga

Sabar ka phal meetha hota hai, aur usse bhi zyada meetha hota hai ... sabere ka phal

Men are many, but money is money!

A for apple, B for be quiet ... nahi toh C for chata

Mard hai na ek aurat ke saath bore ho jaata hai ... aurat bore nahi hoti ... aur jab mard bore ho jaata hai toh uske joh hormones hai na usko attack karne lagte hai

Vitamin humse khao aur aashiqui inse ladao

Saala hamara jawan hona abhi baaki tha

Aashiq ki tab nahi phatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaaye ... uski tab phatti hai jab apni hone lage

Bahut khoobsurat hai ... yaar matlab Katrina Kaif fail hai

Hum khoon bahaye, tum aasoon bahao ... saali aashiqui na ho gayi ... laathi charge ho gaya

Dil na saala left mein hota hai, na right mein ... center mein hota hai ... kyun ki hum mein wahin dard uth raha tha

Ladki aur rocket insaan ko kahin bhi le ja sakte hai

Hum mein apne gaal pe thappad ke dukh se zyada ... uske gaal pe pappi ka sukh tha

Tumse pyar karna mera talent hai

Girlfriend na sahi ... feel hi dede

Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai ... joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye

Mahulle ke laundon ka pyar ... aksar doctor aur engineer uthake le jaate hai

Saanp ke phan se pichwada mat khujao ... zeher phail gaya toh septic ho jayega

Zara se ghao ko cancer bana diya hai tumne

Ab pyar na hua tumhara, UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai ... dus saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai

Ishq ne nikamma karke chhod diya ... varna tu bhi aadmi tha kaam ka

Mere mooh mat lagna ... main sehat ke liye bahut hanikarak hoon

Chote size ki cheez hi bade bade kaam karti hai

Bank balance jitna thanda hai ... bheja utna garam rehta hai tera

Agar tujhe dulha no. 1 banna hai, uske liye tujhe gunda no. 1 banna padega ... tab jaake tujhe heroine no. 1 milegi

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder

Main mazaak nahi ... bullet chhodta hoon

Leave my red rose you bloody red bullies ... varna tum sabka red red blood flow hoga in all the gallis

Apne kaan ke saath saath apne shareer ke saare suraakh khol kar suno

Koi mamuli MP meri MP3 nahi bajha sakta

Pyar umar nahi ... kamar dekhta hai

Tere mein sur Osama ka ho ... lekin mere mein power Obama ka hai