dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Mujhe yaad kiye bina toh achche logon ki misaal nahi di jaati

Tujhe chaand de diya toh baki sab Eid kaise manayenge ... aur taare dilwa diye toh chaand akela padh jayega na

Machar jiska khoon peeta hai ... saala marta bhi us hi ke haathon hai

Tu apna bachcha hai ... tere maatam pe ek peg extra lagaonga ... lekin saale tujhe maaroonga zaroor

Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska

Seedhe toh aaj kal sadhu nahi chalte ... main toh phir shaitan hoon

Aam aadmi aam hi ki tarah hote hai ... koi unhe choos leta hai toh phir koi unhe kaat deta hai

Ravan Ram Ram nahi karte ... seedha Sita ko utha lete hai

Aadmi toh auraton ke hote hai ... mujhe mard chahiye, mard

Aaj kal pyar na naukrani jaisa ho gaya hai ... aata hai, bell bhajata hai, kaam karta hai aur chala jaata hai

Apni dosti tire aur tube jaisi hai ... hawa teri nikalti hai aur bahet main jaata hoon

Ladki jab roti hai na bahut saare reasons hote hai ... par jab ladka rota hai ... reason ladki hi hoti hai

Maan gaya toh thik hai ... varna galat kaam toh main bachpan se karte aa raha hoon

Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata hai ... aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai

Director ka art producer ke heart pe attack hai

Yeh theater hai theater ... yahan drama nahi chalega

Good news ke liye timing aur lighting dono perfect chahiye

Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti

Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai

Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya

Ungli galat hai ... lekin bhavna wohi hai

Jab ek tota tumhare samne sakshaat khadi ho ... toh uske bolne aur actually bolne ke beech ke pause mein na mahino nikal sakte hai

Abhe oye bluetooth period ke floppy disk

Yeh pyar naam ka virus hota hi bada gadbad hai

Vela hona na ... bahut bada kaam hai

Opportunity hamesha mujhe poke, mail, spam aur like karti hai ... aur main darwaze pe khada uski khat-khat ki intezar karta raha

Meri kismat se tu mujhe mili miss ... mutual funds are subject to market risk

Teda itna hai na ... ki agar yeh keel khayega na, toh screw hagega

Saala badsurato ko hamesha achcha maal mil jaata hai

Main koi universal charger hoon ... kahin bhi ghused doge

Ek aalsi aadmi ko jab koi mushkil kaam do na ... toh koi na koi aasaan tarika dhoond hi leta hai karne ka

Malviya Nagar ke James Bond ... tum kya body language padte ho?