dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Superman ko hoti na agar itni zimmedaari ... chaddi utaarke kab ki phenkh chuka hota apni

Tujhe dekhke na ... mere dimaag ka parental control hi switch off ho jaata hai

Oh kuch chup karke bol!

Abhe itni tatti English mein I love you bolega ... toh yeh hi hoga

Oye kabhi apne aap ko bhi ghuma diya kar ... please

Isko dekh ke pata chalta hai ki kuch janwar apne hi bachchon ko kyun kha jaate hai

Tum joh khayali pulav pakka rahe ho na ... main bas us mein thoda sa dum bhar raha hoon

Banne chale rangrez ... pakde gaye angrez

Bhook ke kaaran dimaag bhi chutti par gaya hua hai

Tumhara face football se tennis ball kyun ban gaya?

Kaan ke neeche kheench ke doonga na ... agli saath pushtein teri saali behri pehda hongi

Kanoon andha hota hai ... judge nahi

Meerut ka hoon ... apni aukaat pe aa gaya na, toh gand ka Gurgaon bana doonga

Kutta, kutta hi rehta hai chahe kitna hi wafaadar ho jaaye ... malik nahi banta

Upar waale pe sabko full on bharosa hai ... har ek ke dil mein umeed ka samosa hai

Yeh bhailogy hai bhailogy ... bahut bhari subject hai aur apun iska master

Joking re ... sense of humorous

Lovingiri more danger than bhaigiri

Jab bhi hero ka sab kuch settle ho jata hai na ... tabhi saala villain log entry marta hai

Life mein karza aaise do ... ki vapas milne pe aur khushi ho

Petrol ka bhav ho assi, nabbe ya poore sau ... lakhon gadiyan road pe aaye bajhte hi nau

Risky is like whiskey ... uska mazaa wohi janta hai jisne taste kiya hai

France ka fashion aur ladki ka selection ... dono mushkil mein daal deta hai

Aurat jab ho jaye khunkhar ... kha jaye sari duniya maare na dhakaar

Beauty ko samajhne ke liye usse dekhna padta hai

Mujhe ulloo banao ... ulloo samjho mat

Agar tum logon ne dikhaye tevar ... toh teri beti kuvaari maa forever

Laaton ke bhoot jab nahi maane baat ... toh kheench ke dedo unke bum pe laat

Mujhe maaf karde ... mere paap ke kachre ko apne imaandari ke jhadu se saaf karde

Haath mein rakhiye note ... with a smile on your honth

Yeh panvati laya, main unnati laonga ... yeh katauti laya, main pragati laonga ... yeh durgati laya, main garbhvati laonga

Ek hi reet sada chali aayi ... under the table upar ki malai