Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Mann mein itna loud baat karoge toh awaaz toh aayegi na

Uski wajah se mera blood pressure, pressure cooker ki mafik itna upar chad jata hai ... ki chaaro taraf se seetiyan bajne lagti hai

Zara hum mein bhi batting karne do yaar ... taki hum bhi batayein ki ball stadium ke bahar kaise jata hai

Log toh aasteen mein saanp paalte hai ... lekin tum toh aasteen ke bichhoo nikle

Ummeed ka diya toh zindagi ka diya bujhne ke baad hi bujhta hai

Haraam ki daulat, zabardasti ka pyar aur ganda badbudar khana ... in teeno ka ek hi hashar hona chahiye ... inhe uthakar kachre ke dabbe mein phek dena chahiye

Ek juari ki haar ya jeet ka faisla tab hota hai ... jab woh apne saare patte khol deta hai

Yeh andhere mein hazaar volt ke jhatke kyun de rahi ho? ... mere dil mein na jaane kaise kaise bulb jal uthe

Aaj tak mujhe tum jaisi koi ladki dikhi hi nahi ... dikhi hai toh mili hi nahi ... mili nahi toh baat bani hi nahi ... baat bani nahi toh baat aage badhi hi nahi ... isliye main zindagi mein peeche reh gaya

Daulat ka kya hai, woh toh aati jati rehti hai ... magar beti toh ghar ki izzat hai ... aur izzat ek baar chali jaye toh woh laut kar vapis nahi aaya karti

Meri maa ne kaha tha ... ki jab bhi koi buzurg tum par haath uthaye, toh uska jawab muskurakar dena

Yeh Baba Sehgal ka zamane hai aur aap Saigal ke zamane ke lagte ho

Yeh saadgi pe kaun mar na jaye ... aye khuda ladti hai aur haath mein talwar tak nahi

Itna maroonga tujhe itna maroonga ki meri behen toh kya ... tu apni hone waali biwi ko bhi behen kahega

Pyar dil se hota hai ... joh sachcha hota hai aur hamesha rehta hai

Joh hum mein sabse zyada pyar kare ... wohi hum mein thukra de ... isse bada dard aur kya ho sakta hai

Naam hai mera Hatela Hitler ... meri makkari ke samne Hitler bhi ban jaata hai butler

Aapko malum hai aurat ki izzat kya hoti hai? ... ek sheeshay ki tarah, toot jaye toh judta nahi ... ek phool ki tarah, todh diya toh murjha jaata hai

Main ek baar kehta hoon ... sau baar samajh lena

Maa baap apni aulad ke maathe par chamakta chand dekhne ki tammana karte hai ... aur aulad maa baap ke maathe par badnaami ka daag laga diya karti hai

Joh ajnabi desh mein soo gaya ... uska sab kuch kho gaya

Yeh zaroori nahi ki tum ek behtar samaaj mein pehda ho ... zaroori yeh hai ki doosro ko tum ek behtar samaaj dekar vida lo

Kuch log ret par likhe naamo ki tarah hote hai ... hawa ka ek hi jhoka jinhe udha deta hai

Sabse zyada pasand mujhe yeh doori hai ... kyun ki agar ye doori na ho ... toh tumhare kareeb aane ka bahana na mile

Cancer se zyada khaufnak bimari toh aapki ragon mein daud rahi hai ... nafrat ki bimari, shaq ki bimari

Janwar jab adamkhor ban jaye ... toh uski chamdi udherkar deewar par chipka di jaati hai

Jung koi bhi ho, nateeja kuch bhi ho ... ek sipahi apna kuch na kuch kho hi deta hai

Ab kachoo nahi hona hai ... sirf rona hi rona hai

Haath mein bandook lekar apne aap ko bahadur samajhna utna hi aasaan hai ... jitna kisi nihatte ko buzdil samajhna

Humse ladne ki himmat toh jutta loge ... par kaminapan kahan se laoge?

Mere mann ko bhaya ... main kutta kaat ke khaya

Bollywood makes Hollywood look like film school ... you love to hate it ... hate to love it