Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Kauva agar Kashi bhi ho aaye toh bhi "kav-kav" hi karega ... "Ram-Ram" nahi

Joh log apna pasina bahakar desh ka muqadar banate hai ... unke bachche toh rotiyon ke liye taraste hai ... aur tum log joh kursiyon par behetkar desh ke muqadar ka faisla karte ho ... apne aulad ki shaadiyon mein karodon rupai lutate ho ... kahan se aati hai daulat?

Sachai dimaag ka darwaza khat-khatati toh hai magar uski dastak sunai nahi deti

Zabaan kabu mein rahe toh zabaan rehti hai ... bekabu ho jaye toh kataar bankar ki masoom begunah ka seena cheer sakti hai

Raajneeti ka zehar, dharam, jaati aur basha ka glucose bana karke do kaumon ki ragon mein bhar dete ho ... aur phir apne mahalon mein behet karke janta ki khoon ki holi ka tamesha dekhte ho

Hamara raaj aur tumhari neeti ... in dono ke gathbandan se hi chalti hai tumhari raajneeti

Maut ho aaisi jisse sara zamana yaad kare ... yun toh aate hai sabhi is duniya mein marne ke liye

Insaaf bik raha hai, emaan bik raha hai ... bazar sa laga hai, samaan bik raha hai ... is Ram ki dharti par Ravan ka raj hai ... kanoon thak chuka hai, napunsak samaaj hai ... har modh par yahan toh insaan bik raha hai ... bazar sa laga hai, samaan bik raha hai ... noton ke naam par, kahin voton ke naam par ... tirthon ke naam par, kahin dharamon ke naam par ... lag rahi hai boliyan, bhagwan bik raha hai ... bazar sa laga hai, samaan bik raha hai ... manavta lut rahi hai, khamosh hai vidhata ... dharti par badte paapon ko mitaane ... janam kyun nahi leta koi mrityudaata

Ek baar ghulami se peecha chhudaya tha hamare buzurgon ne ... toh kya aaj hum phir ghulam ban jayenge? ... chand aaise gaddar netaon ke haathon mein desh ki bhaag-daur ko saunp denge ... jinki gaadiyan bullet-proof, kapde daag-proof, kaan sound-proof aur aankhen sharam-proof? ... bolo, jawaab do!

Inspector sahab aapne ab tak jail ki zanjeeron aur salakhon ka loha dekha hai ... magar Shalu ki himmat ka faulad nahi dekha ... pehna di jiye sar se paon tak loha, kheench di jiye zameen se aasman tak lohe ki deewar ... magar Shalu har deewar ko todh degi

Insaan aaise gunaah zindagi mein sirf do hi baar karta hai ... ek ya toh sar pe kisi ka udhaar ho aur doosra jab dil mein kisi ka pyar ho

Jawan beti ka baap Taj Mahal ke chaukidaar ki tarah hota hai ... usko hamesha darr laga rehta hai ke kisi gande aadmi ke haath se Taj Mahal ganda na ho jaye

Chori chupe pyar ya toh ghar ke pichwade mein hota hai ya gaadi ke pichwade mein hota hai

Paise ke pair mein paiye lage hote hai ... woh kabhi bhi khasak jaati hai

Na main teri tarah kisi ko supari doonga, na hi saboot mittaonga ... balki jis din main tum logon ke naam ke matke phodonga na ... us din is shehar ka bachcha bachcha bolega ... tapka re tapka ... ek aur tapka

Khaaki rang hai yeh ... aur joh log khaak ko audhna aur bichauna bana lete hai ... woh ya toh khud mitt jaate hai ya doosron mitta dete hai

Jurm ki ret pe chalne waale kabhi kadamon ke nishaan nahi chhodte

Aaisi ulti palti karke maarega ... ki tu khoon ki ulti karke marega

Main Dhobi Ghat pe tooteli khaat pe lita lita kar maroonga

Main woh cinema ka aadha tukda hoon ... jiski keemat show khatam hone ke baad do kaudi ki bhi nahin rehti

Chamdi ukhaadkar tera chehra bhigaad doonga ... tukde udaakar tere dal-dal mein gaad doonga

Begairat besharam bano, kisi se kabhi mat darro ... jab koi gaali de, jhi bharke hasso jhi bharke hasso

Bheenk mangni parti hain kanoon ke wafaadaron ko ... par maal khane ko milta hai desh ke gaddaron ko

Main tujhe maaf nahin karoonga ... main tujhe aaisa saaf karoonga ... jaise hajaam do baar sabun lagake daari saaf karta hai

Tere ghar mein mere bachche khelenge ... lekin tujhe daddy kehkar pukarenge

Loha ho ya faulad, ya ho pahadon ki aulad ... jamke phatke lagaonga ... yahan meri hukumat hai, tere chakke chudaonga

Lohe se loha kut sakta hai ... loha mar nahin sakta

Kauve ne cheel ka chuma liya ... aur cheel ne chuhe ka bachcha pehda kiya

Kuch is tarah se bhunne hain maine taqdeer ke dhaage ... achche achchon ko jhukna padta hai mere aage

Maarne waale sun, tu kuch gadi ka mehmaan hai ... teri hi hukumat mein, tujhse jung ka elaan hai

Sar ka taj tedha ho ... toh rani, rani nahin kaani lagti hai

Saala phateli chaddi pehenne waala meri gaddhi par behetkar noton ki gaddi ginne laga