dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Kuch te aankhan di pardedaari rakh, chahe pyar tu udhaar hi rakh ... phone toh tu karda nahi hai, meri jaan missed callan de maari rakh

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti

Buddhe ke mooh mein toffee aur mehmaan ke mooh se maafi ... achchi nahi lagti

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein sawaal aata hai ... ki agar duniya mein Sardar na hote toh kya hota? ... sorry yaar duniya bekaar bina son of Sardar

Khush naseeb hote hai woh bete jinke ghar mein aaisa baap pehda hota hai

A for Apple teh H for Hen ... Pathan is saying ki there and then ... kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena

Joh Hindustan leave karke aata hai na ... usko muhalle waale Hindustan Lever bolte hai

Oye oye oye yaad mat dila ... rom rom romantic ho jata hai

Pathan aur Sardar ki jodi ... baki sab lil lil ghodi

Power waale chashme te chadahi hui kasme ... ek baar chad jaati hai na toh utaari nahi jaati

Khet ka ganna teh romantic picture ka hero Rajesh Khanna ... bulaye nahi jaande

Suttebaazi na kare toh na kabhi bimaar ho ... ek toh paisa bache doosra badan tayaar ho

Silencer pao puttar ... silencer

Ghar ke andhar ice cream ko dekhke ... mere mooh mein Niagara Falls aa gaya tha

Oye paaji kadhi has bhi liya karo

Kudi da patla lak te munde da good luck ... dono luck ki baat hoti hai

Bachpan ki pant jawani mein fit nahi hoti ... aur har no ball pe free hit nahi hoti

Abuse, misuse aur bring us the breaking news

Oye faulad ki aulad

Dekh ke darr gaya ... ya darr ke dekh raha hai?

Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez

Saale jahan Amol Palekar banna chahiye ... wahan Shakti Kapoor banjata hai

Naam sunte hi pichwaade mein bhukamp aa gaya na?

Gaadiya videshi look mein achchi lagti hai ... aur foreigners hamesha Indian sanskar mein achche lagte hai

Tu gori main kala ... dono ka banega garam masala

Jab main paida hua toh mera rang black and white tha ... aur jab main jawan hua main rangeen ho gaya

Film mein location hi location hai, situation hai hi nahi ... film mein star hi star hai, story hai hi nahi ... film mein action hi action hai, bomb hi bomb hai ... sex aur comedy kam hai

Tu akela harami pehda nahin hua

Apneya de samne gas chodke pyar badta hai

Dil, dimaag aur body mein fight chal raha hai

Kissing handshake se zyada hygienic hai

Filmy keeday ne isse bachpan mein hi kaat liya tha ... woh keeda kab sulemani keeda ban gaya, kisi ko pata hi nahi chala