Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum?

Mere paas maa hai

Main aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahin uthata

Jitna bada jism diya hai ... utna bada dil bhi diya hai

Jhinga machi, machi hai ... lekin machi nahin, jhinga hai ... khoa ki barfi, barfi hai ... lekin barfi nahin, khoa hai

Joh hai woh nahin hai ... aur joh nahin hai woh, woh kaise ho sakta hai?

Climax mein pahuchakar drama ke chutti mat karao

Pati ke gunn dheere dheere pata chalna chahiye ... usse pyar dheere dheere bhadta hai

Actor kya hai? ... director ke haath ki kathputli

Begum, ishq ka mazaa hi chupke chupke se karne mein hai

Pyar paane ke liye koi bhi tareeka najayaz nahi hai

Zindagi ki cricket mein draw nahi hota ... ya toh jeet hoti hai ya haar ... aur jeet ussi ki hoti hai joh upar hai ... aur upar wahi hai joh neeche nahi hai

Kasoor mera nahi roti ki kasam ... bhook ki duniya mein imaan badal jaate hai

Roti roti mein bhi farak hota hai mere dost ... ek roti woh hoti hai joh cheenke khai jaati hai jis mein kisi ke khoon ki boo aati hai ... lekin mujhe woh roti chahiye jis mein kisi ke khoon ki boo nahi, balki mere paseene ki mehak aati ho

Agar is samaaj aur society se paap aur gunaah ko hamesha ke liye khatam karna hai ... toh un shaitano ko khatam karna hoga joh chand sikkon ki khatir gareebon ki sharafat aur insaaniyat khareedkar unke dilon mein gunaah ka bheej bohte hai ... paap ke saaye mein unki parvarish karte hai ... logon ka khoon pilakar unhe badne par majboor karte hai

(Kaun ho tum?) ... Kahi naam hai mere ... gareeb maa baap mujhe apna beta kehte hai, mazloom ladkiyan apna bhai ... besahare yateemon ka dost hoon aur zalimon ka dushman

Aadmi ke seene mein khanjar bhokane se woh sirf ek baar marta hai ... lekin jab kisi ka dil tootta hai na toh usse bar-bar marna padta hai, har roz marna padta hai

Insaan ko dil de, jism de, dimaag de lekin yeh kambakht pet mat de ... usse pet deta hai toh usse bhook mat de ... usse bhook deta hai toh do waqt ki roti ka intezam karke bhej ... varna tujhe insaan ko paida karne ka koi haq nahi hai

Sach aur jhoot toh insaan ke chehre par likha hota hai

Do pyar karne waale jab phir se mil jaaye ... toh teesra pyar karne waala kabhi dukhi nahi hota

Jiski zindagi par kalank lag jaye na ... usse duniya door bhaagti hai

Halaat jab jakad lete hai toh insaan buri se buri baat sochta hai

Joh insaan choti choti khushi ko dhoondta ho ... uske samne khushiyon ka bhandaar khul jaye ... toh usse yakeen nahi aata

Roti, kapada aur makaan par kabza karne waalon ke dil ... choohe jaise hai

Naukri mile toh degree, degree ... nahi toh bigdree, bigdree

Meri janam patri, meri kundli, yeh degree hai ... aur iski kismat mein kitne rahu hai kitne ketu, yeh koi jyotshi nahi jaanta

Joh aadmi chori karke bhaagte huye pakda jaaye ... woh zindagi bhar bhaagta rehta hai

Khushi ke mauke par dard bhara geet chedna ... badi manhoos si baat hoti hai

Yeh mat socho ke desh tumhe kya deta hai ... socho yeh ke tum desh ko kya de sakte ho

Pyar ki kahani ek aisa pinjra hai jis mein mann ka panchi pharphara toh sakta hai ... magar nikal nahi sakta

Tujh paapi ke saath pal bhar ki zindagi se hazar baar marna behtar hai

Humne toh sari duniya mein yahi suna tha ... Hindustan ki hasinayen aankhon se pilakar hosh uda deti hai ... tum yeh whiskey kyun pila rahi ho?