Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Joh tu bhojan na kar raha hota ... toh aaj tu narak ka bhojan ban gaya hota

Tum jaise namardo ko maarne ke liye ... meri maa ke paon ka ek kada hi kafi hai

Main vaishya nahi hoon ... mera naseeb vaishya hai

Raghukul reet sada chali aayi ... pran jaye par vachan na jayi

Mard woh hota hai ... jiske choone se murda aurat ke badan mein bijli chamak jaye

Apne kasoor ki sazaa se kisi bekasoor ko bachane ke liye ... main maut se bhi takkar le lunga

Maine revolver pehli baar uthaya hai ... lekin itna jaanta hoon ki trigger dabane se goli chalti hai

Mujhe aaj tak kisi ka khoon karne ki zaroorat hi nahin padi

Itni aasani se tujhe maut nahi aane waali ... tujhe toh jail ki kali kothri mein maut ka intezaar karna padega

Ek khoon ki saza phansi ... aur do khoon ki saza bhi sirf phansi

Ek taraf maut hai ... doosri taraf maut se battar zindagi

Inhe aaisa kadva aadmi hai ki agar ganderi khake thukenga ... toh uspe makkhi bhi nahi behethengi

Petrol ka bhav badh gaya ... tarkaari ka bhav badh gaya ... tera bhav bhi badh gaya kya?

Tata aur Bata ko kabhi ghata nahi hua

Kamana, kharch karna ... aur kamana, aur kharch karna ... bas issi mein zindagi guzar jaati hai ... saaye ke peeche bhaagte rehte hai hum aur zindagi ki asliyat kho behette hai

Sachai hamesha nangi hoti hai ... usko agar libaas pehna diya jaye toh banawat ban jaati hai

Shaadi ka matlab sirf saat pheron ka bandhan nahi ... do aatmaon ka atoot mishran hai, joh sahyog se banta hai, prem se banta hai

Taleem se bhi kya hasil hai ... hasil toh hai chalaaki se, makkari se, hera pheri se ... joh yeh kala seekh gaya, woh hoshiyaar ... aur joh na seekh paya, woh taleem paakar bhi bewakoof

Chaku aur churi ke bal pe jeene waale log ... ek din khud chaku churi ke neeche aa jaate hai

Armaan dabaye ja sakte hai, chupaye ja sakte hai ... lekin jalaye nahi ja sakte

Chaku chalane ke liye kalai nahi kaleja chahiye ... joh bazaar mein nahi bikta

Aurat tawaif vichaaron se banti hai ... peshe se nahi

Paise ka koi rang nahi, roop nahi ... koi dharam nahi, imaan nahi ... koi punya nahi, paap nahi

Issi ka naam zindagi hai ... koi jaata hai, koi aata hai ... koi khota hai toh koi paata hai ... lekin yeh zindagi apni raftaar se chalti rehti hai

Gareebi se sharmana, usse nafrat karna ... sabse bada apradh hai

Ladki ke liye jail jaana ek aaisa daag hai ... joh maut bhi usse nahi mitta sakti

Jis tarah ladki ka thopda bighad jaane se usse dulha nahi milta na ... ussi tarah gadi ka thopda bighad jaane se usse savari nahi milti

Duniya mein har cheez bik sakti hai ... lekin gareeb ka samman nahi

Agar ichcha mein bal ho toh woh azaad hoti hai ... aur shakti bhi azaadi se aati hai, bandish se nahi

Ghar ek qila ki tarah hota hai ... aur us mein basne waale log maa, baap, bhai, behen, bachche uski deewar ... kisi bhi deewar mein zara si bhi daraar padh jaye ... toh deewar hi nahi gir jaati balki ghar hi toot girta hai

Intezari ka waqt aur dil se bahut taluk hota hai ... jab humne intezar kiya toh unka dil nahi tha ... aur jab unhone intezar kiya toh hamara dil nahi tha

Naukri sirf zaroorat ke liye nahi ki jaati ... ichha aur shaunk bhi karan ho sakte hai