dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Peepal talle padenge ... aur nadi naare hugne jayenge ... kya thundi thundi hawa lagegi pichwaare mein

Oh meri cutie pie, audh ke razai, without angdai ... main hoon tumhara patti, tu meri lugui

Sharam, laaj, gehna ... in teeno mein se isne kuch nahi pehna

Har baar, har aurat ... teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai ... aur teri kismat kharab hai?

Skirts ke naam pe ghagra pehenke aati ho tum

Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye

Tu insaan nahi farishta hai ... cafe Barista hai

Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata

Abhe aye Zandu Balm ke dhakan

Aisa aadmi life mein do heech time girta hai ... yah toh khule shoe ka lace ho ... yah phir aadmi khud characterless ho

Main apna atmasaman girake ... yeh samaan nahi uthaonga

Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai

Har chamakti cheez sona nahi hota ... har footballer Maradona nahi hota ... har sabun Rexona nahi hota

Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai

Upar waala bhi aapse do yah teen din hi bada hoga

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

Abe jaldi bol ... picture khatam ho jayegi

Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai na ... woh basement mein kapde badalte hai

Tumhare paas college hai toh mere paas knowledge hai

Saale luche, tuche ... bazaaru mohalle ke guche

Ab saale ek number ke bikhari, baasi tarkari ... gud ki bimaari

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki

Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho ... aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho

Jab tak ki ghar ki murgi ko koi bahar waala murgi na bole ... tab tak murgi daal hi lagti hai

Kanoon ke haath aur Chedi Singh ki laat ... dono bahut lambi hai

Bhaiya ji smile

Kamini se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji bhabhi ji kaisi hai?

Mote waale uss taraf ... patle waale iss taraf ... aur fit waale mere peeche

Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?

Hamara naam hamari personality ko shoba deta hai ... Chulbul Pandey

Abhi tak sabko nehlaya hai ... ab sabko dhounga

There izz always a first time, always a next time