dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Pata hai deewangi ki height kya hai ... ek ladka bola ladki se, I love you ... ladki haskar boli, ha ha ha ha ... ladka apne dost se bola ... char baar haan boli

Pata hai umeed ki height kya hai ... samundar ke kinare tatti karta hua lula ... is umeed mein ki lehrein aake dho dengi

Tumhara pariwar hai ya mobile network ... jahan jaate hai wahan pahunch jaata hai

Jab ek samajhdaar aadmi ki satakti hai na ... toh bade se bade pagal ko bhi na seedha kar deta hai

Aaj kal normal logon se darro

Khud ka shakal bulldog jaisa hai, humko dog bula raha hai

(Didi ki muskaan achhi nahi lagi aapko kabhi) - Jahan inke dimple padte hai na ... teri didi ke wahan pimple rehte the

Handsome logon ko bhagwan fursat mein banata hai ... tumko khunas mein banaya hoga

Shaadi patane ka fayda nahi ... shaadi patane ki saza hoti hai

Zindagi bhar itna make-up lagaya hai ki tumhara original chehra kaunsa hai, yeh bhool gaya hoon main

Saala jitna tumhara shakal badsoorat hai utna tumhara aatma kaala hai ... itna kaala ki jab tumhara shareer se tumhara aatma niklega toh surya grahan padh jayega

Mann mein jab jhol ho aur chaddi mein hole ho ... toh aap jitna bhi beparwah ghoomo ... duniya ko sab dikh hi raha hota hai

Subah ka bhoola agar shaam ko laute toh usse bhoola nahi kehte ... par shaam ka bhoola agar subah laute toh usse doodh ka dhoola bhi toh nahi kehte

Emotion ke loose motion lag gaye hai

Paan banaye ho ki Japan banaye ho ... itna chota

Rukavat ke liye khed hai ... tumhara kidnap prepaid hai

Tu mera pati ... main teri patni ... bhar de meri maang ... nahi toh cheer doongi teri taang

Teri soch bhi kachra, ghar bhi kachra, kachre pe tu palta hai ... tujhe dekhte hi maine tol liya, beta tu toh halka hai

Main khake tujhe thookta tu gutka ... sadak pe sekon jaise bhuta ... main kadak gulaabi note, tu hai chutta ... main jungle ka raja, tu Appu Raja butka

Chhodo isko bura laga, thopda dekho iska ... tu abhi bacha hai par malum nahi kiska

Hum karte fight aur tu karta bark hai ... abhe fish tank ke machhi hum samundar ke shark hai

Last local ka time ho gaya, jaake jaldi chad le ... system ka tu naukar hai, jaa boss ke pair tu padh le

Sari public apne ko jaanti hai, apne DJ set pe naachti hai ... shaadi mein teri cousins mera number aake maangti hai

Bachon ko maarna paap hai, par hum toh iske baap hai ... tu full pateli karta hai par tera train ka ticket toh half hai

Bahut mast bola tu, suna maine, ab nachun kya ... bahata hoon main khoon paseena, ab bahaunga main tere aansun kya

Tu dikhta hai chota bhi par tu chutki hai kya ... idhar kya kar raha hai chotya, school ki chutti hai kya

Banja mera chela, tujhe bahut kuch sikhana hai ... mera rap sunke teri bandi bole, o yeh toh mera wala gaana hai

Rap game tere bas ka nahi, tu dhone aaja meri gaadi ... daan mein lele paisa, jaa tu aish karle bikhaari

Yeh jayegi toh koi aur aayegi ... woh jayegi toh koi aur aayegi ... kalaiyon ki kami hai kya hamare desh mein

Berozgar pati ko kaam ke liye utsana chahiye ... kamasutra ke liye nahi

Main acha hoon toh acha hoon ... aur bura hoon toh aur bhi acha hoon

Mard ke sar ke baal white ho sakte hai, lekin dil ke nahi