dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Akhbaar baad mein aata hai ... colony waale khabarein pehle chaap dete hai

Aaj mera happy birthday hai ... saal mein do baar aata hai ... bas

Ek ball pe do chauke aur ek life do mauke kabhi nahi milte

Khudi hui kabar aur chuphi hui khabar ... door se dikh jaati hai

Agar teri goli usse miss karegi ... toh meri goli tujhe kiss karegi

Bandook se nikla faulad aur pet se nikli aulad ... vapas nahi jaati

Khila hua gulaab aur laga hua julaab ... hamesha nahi rehte

Aadmi ki maut aur aurat ki saut ... ek baar gale padh jaye toh peecha nahi chhodti

Andar ki baat ho, tera mera saath ho ... mere kachche banyan pehno, din ho ki raat ho

Jawani pe chada shabaab aur zor se laga peshaab ... zyada der nahi rukte

Tandurusti aur tvacha ka nahi hai daava ... sirf saaf safai ka pakka vaada

Banne aayi thi main Aishwarya Rai ... aur tum mujhe bana rahe ho Nirupa Roy

Do do glass daalte hai andhar ghata-ghat ... aur phir pyar ke saagar mein tayrenge phata-phat

Jab mile badiya toh kaun dekhega budiya

Jisse hone thi sagai ... woh nikli kisi aur ki lugai

Zabaan hai ki Japanese pankha hai ... hilate hi ja raha hai

Arre bhatakte pagalkhane

Abhe saale cheenti ke chachere bhai

Mood hai mera ... baap hoon tera!

Murghi churai kasai se ... aur khabar phelai dakaar se

Dialogue delivery karna na bachche ke delivery jitna hi mushkil hai ... bejaan kirdaar mein jaan dalni padti hai

Taqdeerein badal jaati hai, zamana badal jaata hai, mulkon ki tareekh badal jaati hai ... aur main samajhta hoon life partner bhi badle ja sakte hai

Chaku environment friendly cheez hai re ... aaise leharaya, ghusaya, tapkaya ... goli mein saala dhamaka, dhuan, pollution, no solution ... we want India free of pollution

Intezar bhi kitni ajeeb cheez hai na ... karo toh bura lagta hai ... aur jab koi aur karta hai toh maza aata hai

Saaf sutre kapde, saaf sutre dimaag ki nishaani hai ... aur saaf sutra dimaag, saaf sutra samaaj ki nishaani hai

Akad bakad bambay bo, assi nabbe jaane do, nabbe baad kiya tha joh, gunah hua ab sazaa lo ... akad bakad bambay bo, sazaa hui ab gunah lo

Chakke sab ka saath nahin dete

Teri mom ne kabhi sabun se tera mooh nahi dhoya kya? ... kitni gaaliyan deti hai

Agar 'L' word kahoonga na ... toh 'GPL' khaoonga

Woh dekho desh ka neta ... arre mooh se bhi khaata, arre kaan se khaata ... iska yahan bhi khaata, iska wahan bhi khaata

Hair stylist hai na ... har cheez trim karke bolta hai

Aapke nas nas mein yeh shak ka virus ghus gaya hai