Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Raees ka aur mera rishta bada ajeeb hai ... paas reh nahi sakta aur saala door jaane nahi deta

Aa raha hoon!

Saboot le aaiye ... le jaiye ... Raees hazir hai

(Aaj kal din ache chal rahe hai tere) ... Din aur raat logon ke hote honge ... sheron ka zamana hota hai

Gujarat ki hawa mein vyapar hai saheb ... meri saans toh rok loge ... lekin is hawa ko kaise rokoge

Baniye ka dimaag ... miya bhai ki daring

Koi dhanda chota nahi hota aur dhande se bada koi dharam nahi hota

Joh dhande ke liye sahi woh sahi ... joh dhande ke liye galat woh galat ... isse zyada kabhi socha nahi

Ladkiyon ko bangla chahiye ... kangla nahi

Kudrat phir daudayegi yeh kahani ... aaj ishq ke khoon se mila hai pani

Jung sirf ladi nahi jaati ... kheli bhi jaati hai

Aasman pe utha sailaab ... chand jale joh aftab ... aag ke dariye mein doobke joh na huye paar ... ek saans reh jayegi udhaar

Ab yeh bhi koi kahani hai ... chalo kahani badlate hai ... raja badalte hai ... rani badalte hai ... pyar ka andaz badlate hai ... kal joh adhoora tha aaj badalte hai ... phir sadiyon tak log kahenge ... ek tha raja, ek thi rani, dono mare gaye khatam kahani

Mujhe aise mat dekh ... main koi khaane ki cheez nahi hoon ... (toh phir kya hai?) ... hamesha hamesha ke liye paas rakhne ki cheez hoon

Tann lade toh tann mukk jaaye ... rooh jude toh judi reh jaaye

Ek tha raja ek thi rani ... dono mar gaye khatam kahani ... main drink la raha hoon ... tu la thanda pani

Ladkiyan na hero se nahi ... heere se pyar karti hai

Main na ek bahut achhe ghar ka shareef launda hoon ... lekin mujhe tujhe aise dekh ke na woh dirty wale ashleel khayal aate hai

Agar roze nahi rakhe ... toh phir Eid ka kya maza

Jahan tum nahi hoti ho wahan only barbaadi hai ... kyun ki tum jahan bhi hoti ho wahin party ban jaati hai

Zakhm rishtey rahe umar bhar aur waqt se berukhi ho gayi ... naam likh ke tera aaj kyun ungliyan barf si ho gayi

Log har peshe mein khudko ghulam kehte hai ... hum ishq karne wale shayari ko kaam kehte hai

Aap toh fauji ki jagah mann mauji nikle

Jwalamukhi vaise toh teen prakar ke hote hai ... shant jwalamukhi, yeh kabhi nahi phat'te ... jagrut jwalamukhi, yeh bewajah hi phat'te hai ... aur prasuk jwalamukhi, yeh upar se toh shant dikhte hai par jab phat'te hai

Sachai ke saath saath agar kuch chahiye toh woh hai sansani ... yehi hai aaj ki sachai

Kabhi kabhi bada sach samne laane ke liye, chota jhooth bolna galat baat nahi

Itni zor se patkunga ki tappa khakar chatt se lagega

Joh lada jung ke maidan par wohi shaheed hua ... lekin joh lada hi nahi woh pehle hi gaya ... samman ki is ladai mein apmaan bhi hoga ... lekin joh apni nazaron se girega woh atmasamman se bhi gaya ... besharamon ki is basti mein ab humne toh thaan li hai ... tann pe rahe na ek bhi kapda lekin izzat humne apni zaroor bachani hai

Rab ne awaaz bhakshi hai ... awaaz nahi, mehar hai ... soch badalne ki taqat hai tum mein

Ab tak sab khayali tha, abhi abhi toh jaage re ... tu hi sach, jhuk gaya tere aage re ... ab tu na chhod mirza ko, tujh bin jholi khaali re ... O sahiban ejire ki chhot hai laagi re

Mohabbat kis chiddiya ka naam hai, humein bhi batana ... bhor saver woh kabhi gungunaye, toh humein bhi sunana ... dikh jaye toh dikhana ... kisi roz kabhi aangan aaye, behla phuslake rok toh lenge ... mishri ki daaliyan apne haathon se uski chonch mein denge ... sikha denge usse hamara naam daurana ... seekh lenge bina parwah kiye udh jaana ... suna hai kaante pe dil khop gulaabon mein rakht bhar deta hai ... jaan dekar dil mein ghar kar leta hai ... neend chura churake, chain jodh jodhke, ek gharaunda banata hai, aahon ke jhule jhulata hai ... phir jab do din sau saal se guzarte hai hum patjhad se bhikarte hai ... woh pinjre mein band chhod, rooh ko todh marodh kisi aur chajje pe ek naya geet gaata hai ... dana tum daalo woh kisi aur ko phasata hai

Hum Punjabi log haddiyan todh sakte hai ... lekin kisi ka dil nahi todh sakte