dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Zindagi ka koi bharosa nahi hai ... lekin ek baat ka bharosa hai ... life insurance ka

Apne desh mein biwiyan nahi badal sakte na ... is liye yeh secretary badalta hai

Ek aadmi ka kaam ... pachaas aadmi milke, table pe bahetke kharab karte hai na ... usko corporate bolte hai

Akreda, toh rakhrega

London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai

Tum ladkiyan bhi na badi chalaak hoti ho ... jaanti sab ho lekin humse sunna chahti ho

Jis din main baap ban gaya na ... main apne bachche se chun chun ke gin gin ke badle loonga

Matlab nikal gaya toh pehchante hi nahi ... ladki kya mili hum mein jaante hi nahi

I love you ... do you love me? ... haan bolti toh you ... varna bahut hai in the queue

Casino mein haseeno ke saath hum sabke paseeno ka paisa udake bhaag gaya

Tu apne dimaag ko akal ka search warrant de ... aur agar phir bhi na maane toh gobar gas ka current de

Insaaf ki laathi mein awaaz ho ya na ho ... timing badi zalim hoti hai

Kabhi kabhi divorce mein shaadi se zyada sukoon milta hai

Suna hai ladkiyan tumhari zindagi mein film role ki tarah hoti hai ... role khatam, rishta khatam

Models sirf tasveeron mein hi achchi dikhti hai ... woh bhi agar maine kheechi ho toh

Pichla karza chukane ke liye hi toh agla karza maang raha hoon main

Is tarah ki partyon mein kapde kya mainne rakhte hai ... jahan pe nasha chadne ke baad har koi apne kapde utaar deta hai

Paisa aur boyfriend jitna lutaoge ... utna tumhare pass aayenge

Gujju ho panju ho no big deal ... lallu ho panju ho very big deal

Cooking is spiritual ... ek achcha cook banne ke liye, achche dil ka hona bahut zaroori hai

Waise toh pyar mein aadmi ki chutti ho jaati hai ... lekin mujhe chutti ke din pyar ho gaya

Aapke daddy terrorist hai? ... varna aaisa sex bomb aur kaun bana sakta hai

Tumhare daddy drug dealer hai na? ... varna aaisi nasheeli cheez aur kaun bana sakta hai ... tumhe dekhte hi nasha chad gaya

Shopping karne gaye the yah shoplifting?

Shraddha ka toh supermarket hai hamara desh ... jiska basement andh-shraddha ke parking se full hai

Dhanda karneka toh ekdum hatela ... pan kya karega kismat hai na phatela

Yeh Superman, Batman aur Spiderman ka baap malum hai kaun hai? ... Hanuman

Pyar mein chemistry hoti hai aur sex mein physics

Kabhi kabhi kayar ki shakal ... bahadur ki akal se zyada sahi hoti hai

Unko khuda mile jinko hai khuda ki talaash ... mujhko apna hissa mile, bas baat khallas

Haath mein hai heeron ka haar ... aur hum dhoond rahe hai Zaveri Bazaar

Jaise hawa aur roshni ke aava gaman ke liye ghar mein khidki hoti hai ... ussi prakaar shareer mein hawa aur pani ke aava gaman ke liye dhoti hoti hai